Jack Monroe #275 Like a “lefty” Katie Hopkins

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Third thread title nom in a row for @Brian Butterfield from a @HotesTilaire post.

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Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please.

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jenny2603 said:
This is a splendid idea. I wonder if Cactus TV might be persuaded to share any never before seen footage with us for the occasion.
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Unfortunately I believe Cactus had to broadcast all they had, there were no rehearsals or out takes, just one and done. Jack swears by it. Matt doesn’t swear, but he did say terrible.

I’d like to thank Buttery Bri for the nom and all the ninnies who voted (or just absentmindedly pressed 👍, whatever) some of you might notice I spelled leftie with a “y” for extra subversive points, because Jack is so far past the centre left she’s bright blue. I’d share my iced gems around the spite orangery with you all, except I don’t want to. TOOT FUCKEN TOOT
 
Monochrome Muse said:
I can't...articulate this.
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Aw just at the end of that screenshot it cuts off. Here’s what it said
“The Harry Potter author was quick to reject the comparison. The point is, people keep glomming on to me for clout” said Joanne. “You might not agree with my views on gender, but that doesn’t mean I want to be associated with vindictive nut biscuits like Putin or that Smart Price honker”
 
Dropping in to clarify I wasn't mocking her name or the fact she changed it.

Name changes can and do absolutely duck up benefit claims and suchlike because they have to be very certain it isn't a fraudulent claim/identity theft and the poor bastard who has to deal with the claims has to follow the procedures or they're risking not just their job but being potentially investigated as a criminal. The badly paid mumblie (it's Mr D's favourite word to describe the sort of jobs he's done where he had to follow procedures as set out in law and wasn't in charge of anything) then gets people screaming and shouting at them for a number of reasons - because it's fraud and they're trying to intimidate in order to get it paid, because they are offended that anybody should dare to ask for evidence because they would never do anything fraudulent or because they're overreacting to somebody due to emotional things, such as an assumption that it is being done out of pure malice.


It's possible that her original delay in benefit payment was due to being unable to address those concerns/necessary enquiries.
 
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In the last thread, Jack spent a lot of money on mobile data ( to watch Netflix , tweet and play journo without wifi )
She bought chow mien and terrible prawn toasts to add to the piles of unused tat in the crappy bungalow.
She cooked a disgusting plate of Twitter word salads
She told an improbable anecdote about interviewing Boris
She blamed her awful personality on autism.
She did/did not (delete as applicable) interview Boris Johnson
 
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