Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

[Ninch55]

Did I completely miss this?

As long as she’s not jealous, that’s ok….

 

[Lazarus]

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MIL?! She has a MIL? Who’s her partner??

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Orphan_Black]

Her teeth look right sore, don't they?

 

[Ninch55]

Did I completely miss this?

As long as she’s not jealous, that’s ok

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I was convinced that said "courgette and potato rash"

Wait, what? It doesn’t say that?

Fair play to her, she’s gone out and stayed off Twitter all weekend.

Jack hun, can you sort out that transfer of £10,000 to the Trussell Trust now please? I’m sure Big Dave has subbed you the cash this weekend.

Her eyes aren’t photoshopped at all I tell you. AT ALL.

 

[ishant]

Not the Akwisombe necklace making an entrance again! Grift United!

 

[Jelly Bean]

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My lovely thing about the weekend was the absence of Monroe. The lovely thing in the week to come will be Monroe handing over money to the Trussell Trust.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ishant]

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Can I also add….I DESPISE THE WORD YOMP. Just say walk you thieving slopgoblin.

Is that another new hat?

 

[MsGilmore]

I despise people who use the word ‘yomping’. It’s so middle class!

 

[Elastoblast]

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Dinner, probs.

Hooting at the squiggling of the sheep's identity. It's in witness protection now

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I never understood the obsession with this, as it’s nothing like pesto?!? It’s essentially a mess in a jar. You can’t just bash crap together and call it pesto!

But that’s a pure Jacky method

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Elastoblast]

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Sure they do Jack. You're just like Babe the Sheep pig

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

a yomp! a ribollita! a hat! praise beans, all is well again!

Whhhhyyyy do all the best you-know-whats come when we've only just started a thread?!

 

[Orphan_Black]

She's back ten minutes and already annoying.

She probably invited herself along or guilt tripped them into taking her. Bet not one of those books were Jack's either. Only proper chefs allowed!

 

[KebabGirl]

Can we have a toot toot for the steam engine?

Norfolk I think? The Black Prince.

Yomp = military term, usually Royal Marines for a long trek on foot.