Jack Monroe #251 There isn’t a big enough salary in the world

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Wow. I've been watching this unfold in disbelief. Jack now seems happy to shake the tip jar very noisily since Nigella enabled her, I think for a time she was a bit more ashamed to do it after the Tattle threads started to hold her to account.

She's clearly now 'earning' far more than most people in full time work, certainly a lot more than me, and she must have another income source too because how has she been affording that sky-high rent all this time? Maybe LJC finally pulled the plug and said she couldn't subsidize Jack anymore and then Jack confided in Nigella how she was nearly homeless? I would just love to know what's happened behind the scenes.

Also I find it a bit odd that Jack's parents have a property portfolio but they've not put Jack in one of them to save her paying a small fortune on rent every month. Could be a number of reasons but maybe they're not up to jacks perfecting standards?

I feel like there will be a tipping point, there's only so many patroen subscribers she can get before it's clear she's making more money than could possible be justifiable. What will it be, 800, 900, who knows but i think eventually if she's keeping her profile up in the media something has to kick off.

Those who are struggling in our society do need a voice and maybe she is having some impact by being a foghorn. But is pushing food prices down really the answer. I know it has already been said but it's housing costs that are really crippling to lower and even middle income households these days. Rent can take up a huge chunk of earnings and it's not like it NEEDS to cost that much, it's just enriching landlords, wouldn't it be nicer if rent was more affordable and so people had the disposable income to buy decent food not 13p tins of spaghetti hoops. even where people have housing benefit that's just taxpayers money being funnelled to private landlords. Frequently badly insulated which pushes up heating bills, a lot of bad housing stock in the UK, i'd really like to see her address this issue if shes truly giving 'the poor' a voice.
 
Lads I missed my thread nomination title going viral on 250 as I am so sickened by the patreon shennanigans that it does my head in to read it at the mo so just dipping in and out x otherwise i would spend so much time howling and clawing at the floor in fury i wouldn't get anything else done! Much love to all dear heart fraus ❤
 
When this all dies down though, what's going to happen? She's so obviously high on attention, it's still going to be a big comedown. She has her money, but when this 5 minutes of great adulation goes, that won't go down well.

She's being nicey nice at the moment as well, but she has a tendency to get so high and hyped, that it spills over into aggression, and her getting nasty at someone. And then she just can't stop herself, until she's got in the tit again.

Could be dramas ahead yet cabal, we might be in for a few night shifts like the days of old 😂
 
Colourallmydays said:
Wow. I've been watching this unfold in disbelief. Jack now seems happy to shake the tip jar very noisily since Nigella enabled her, I think for a time she was a bit more ashamed to do it after the Tattle threads started to hold her to account.

She's clearly now 'earning' far more than most people in full time work, certainly a lot more than me, and she must have another income source too because how has she been affording that sky-high rent all this time? Maybe LJC finally pulled the plug and said she couldn't subsidize Jack anymore and then Jack confided in Nigella how she was nearly homeless? I would just love to know what's happened behind the scenes.

Also I find it a bit odd that Jack's parents have a property portfolio but they've not put Jack in one of them to save her paying a small fortune on rent every month. Could be a number of reasons but maybe they're not up to jacks perfecting standards?

I feel like there will be a tipping point, there's only so many patroen subscribers she can get before it's clear she's making more money than could possible be justifiable. What will it be, 800, 900, who knows but i think eventually if she's keeping her profile up in the media something has to kick off.

Those who are struggling in our society do need a voice and maybe she is having some impact by being a foghorn. But is pushing food prices down really the answer. I know it has already been said but it's housing costs that are really crippling to lower and even middle income households these days. Rent can take up a huge chunk of earnings and it's not like it NEEDS to cost that much, it's just enriching landlords, wouldn't it be nicer if rent was more affordable and so people had the disposable income to buy decent food not 13p tins of spaghetti hoops. even where people have housing benefit that's just taxpayers money being funnelled to private landlords. Frequently badly insulated which pushes up heating bills, a lot of bad housing stock in the UK, i'd really like to see her address this issue if shes truly giving 'the poor' a voice.
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This is it! Everyone needs a handful of things, shelter, food, cleanliness and warmth. These are basic human Rights and needs. These all need addressing. So everyone can live a comfortable life, rusty spoons and ridiculous eyeshadow is not it.
 
I know it’s hard, but pls try and remember this is just one month & one Patreon payday.

The avg tenure of a subscriber is in the months, not years. Her old audience were an anomaly with relatively low monthly churn - but she was on the pure out and out keep us fed level grift back then so they likely saw it more akin to a charitable donation.

Brands invest millions in staff & marketing spend & technology for acquisition and retention, you’d spend tens of thousands buying the audience Jack has been given by Nigella but that maketh a viable business not. This is a short sharp burst of life, she won’t fulfil and it’ll slowly die a death over the course of this year.

What’s the market cap for this grift? Looks like we’re reaching it tbh with additions slowing down? And what’s their tolerance for bs like? Once she loses someone pissed off at lack of fulfilment to cancel she won’t re capture them & worse, they’ll be active naysayers. This audience are just liberal luvvies likely wanting something to show for their support of top poorTM. When they get charged £20,40, whatever twice in a week they’re gonna be pissed but hold out as it’s a sunk cost - when they never receive anything they’ll be fuming and we’ll be here to watch it play out. Brilliant!

Plus, we have 250 odd threads heavily referencing her Patreon antics that rank highly on Google, we are her very own poor trust pilot score.

Obvs have never seen anything like this in a professional capacity (so this isn’t based in solid science/granular big maths) but I’d be incredibly surprised if she had over 500 subs in 3/4 months. 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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I’m hoping Sainsburys want a word with her about being labelled shameless racketeers, or whatever it was.

Could someone good at words please update the wiki with Asda smartprice 344% lies, Nigella, and the money for nothing stuff? It would be great if it was the first thing anyone (journalists? where are you?) saw reading through it.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
I know it’s hard, but pls try and remember this is just one month & one Patreon payday.

The avg tenure of a subscriber is in the months, not years. Her old audience were an anomaly with relatively low monthly churn - but she was on the pure out and out keep us fed level grift back then so they likely saw it more akin to a charitable donation.

Brands invest millions in staff & marketing spend & technology for acquisition and retention, you’d spend tens of thousands buying the audience Jack has been given by Nigella but that maketh a viable business not. This is a short sharp burst of life, she won’t fulfil and it’ll slowly die a death over the course of this year.

What’s the market cap for this grift? Looks like we’re reaching it tbh with additions slowing down? And what’s their tolerance for bs like? Once she loses someone pissed off at lack of fulfilment to cancel she won’t re capture them & worse, they’ll be active naysayers. This audience are just liberal luvvies likely wanting something to show for their support of top poorTM. When they get charged £20,40, whatever twice in a week they’re gonna be pissed but hold out as it’s a sunk cost - when they never receive anything they’ll be fuming and we’ll be here to watch it play out. Brilliant!

Plus, we have 250 odd threads heavily referencing her Patreon antics that rank highly on Google, we are her very own poor trust pilot score.

Obvs have never seen anything like this in a professional capacity (so this isn’t based in solid science/granular big maths) but I’d be incredibly surprised if she had over 500 subs in 3/4 months. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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LOVE the idea of us being Jack's Trustpilot 😂

Jack - our receipts are real and you can't delete them 😝
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
I know it’s hard, but pls try and remember this is just one month & one Patreon payday.

The avg tenure of a subscriber is in the months, not years. Her old audience were an anomaly with relatively low monthly churn - but she was on the pure out and out keep us fed level grift back then so they likely saw it more akin to a charitable donation.

Brands invest millions in staff & marketing spend & technology for acquisition and retention, you’d spend tens of thousands buying the audience Jack has been given by Nigella but that maketh a viable business not. This is a short sharp burst of life, she won’t fulfil and it’ll slowly die a death over the course of this year.

What’s the market cap for this grift? Looks like we’re reaching it tbh with additions slowing down? And what’s their tolerance for bs like? Once she loses someone pissed off at lack of fulfilment to cancel she won’t re capture them & worse, they’ll be active naysayers. This audience are just liberal luvvies likely wanting something to show for their support of top poorTM. When they get charged £20,40, whatever twice in a week they’re gonna be pissed but hold out as it’s a sunk cost - when they never receive anything they’ll be fuming and we’ll be here to watch it play out. Brilliant!

Plus, we have 250 odd threads heavily referencing her Patreon antics that rank highly on Google, we are her very own poor trust pilot score.

Obvs have never seen anything like this in a professional capacity (so this isn’t based in solid science/granular big maths) but I’d be incredibly surprised if she had over 500 subs in 3/4 months. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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I take strength in the fact that we've got so many new posters in the last week.
Wilkommen!
Please introduce yourselves and tell us of the moment you saw the light about the grift.
We're a friendly coven and I would recommend a look st thread #31 where Jack appeared and was a complete twit.

Also, keep repeating to yourselves 'the higher she climbs, the further she'll fall'
The Narc comedown is going to be spectacular x
 
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