Jack Monroe #245 Individual macro philanthropy

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"What can't of prick would I be if I, no longer in poverty, stopped campaigning about it?"

I don't know Jack, maybe the kind of prick that claims to have, *checks notes*, £34.34 to their name. Prick.
 

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Feck said:
"What can't of prick would I be if I, no longer in poverty, stopped campaigning about it?"

I don't know Jack, maybe the kind of prick that claims to have, *checks notes*, £34.34 to their name. Prick.
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Campaign all you like, daaaarling, just don't use said platform to grift money for your own pocket, give credit where it's due, get a job, pay your taxes, and of course, show me those receipts. (I know they don't exist).
 
Tweeting ISN'T CAMPAIGNING!!
I think it’s telling she had no relationship with her local MP, you think she would have known him incredibly well, what with all the ‘campaigning’ does. And yet when he dies not a mention. Has she ever mentioned any grass roots projects she’s involved with locally (not giving prunes to the local food bank because she doesn’t want them). Anything?

(I know someone who knew David Ames very well. She said he was a Tory and he made some decisions in line with that. But as a human he was incredibly kind and helpful).
 
Feck said:
"What can't of prick would I be if I, no longer in poverty, stopped campaigning about it?"

I don't know Jack, maybe the kind of prick that claims to have, *checks notes*, £34.34 to their name. Prick.
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So contrary to The Graun article, she’s now saying she’s not in poverty? Despite using ‘we’ whenever she mentioned people in poverty? Or has she managed to drag herself out of poverty in the last couple of days due to big fat fees landing in her account? Which she claims she’s going to donate to charity and has left her with 34 quid. Which puts her back in poverty.

I’m confused.
 
Does she bollocks donate her fees, this coming from the woman who *just* posted pictures of one of her bank accounts in order to 'prove' how broke she is, yet surprisingly, has never backed up any of her many claims of donations... and as if she doesn't like bringing it up, she foghorns the idea all the time, and just why the f**k then would she make the claim even at all and on twitter of all places if she doesn't like to mention it. Absolute charlatan.

And did we get the tweet she wrote about being guided by god on here? (Maybe I missed it) bloody hell, what a psycho.
 
Jelly Bean said:
Ahahaha only just catching up the tale end of the last thread.
Oh Jack is tying herself in knots. Didn't receive any money at all for interviews, ah no she DID get paid but of course donated it to charity but doesn't like to talk about it 😚
Despite only having £34.34 in the bank. But spent over £100 on old spoons last week knowing at that point she had under £200.
Yes that makes sense.
Jackanomics.
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And £30 on that kitchen makeover.
 
TraceyJacks said:
Thank you Jack for bringing it back to a place of god. 😇 I enjoy the The Lords Prayer, I believe it goes: “give us this day our daily beg.”
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Inspired by @TraceyJacks

Our Jackie, who art in Southend
Harrowing be thy face
Thy tweets will come
Thy will be done, on PayPal as well as on Patreon
Give us this day, your daily beg
And forgive us our poorness
As we hunt down those
Who dare expose you
And lead us not into texture
But deliver us from flavour
For thine is the griftdom
The tip jar and the tories
For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever….
 
It was the multitude of snake baskets that brought her finances into such a sorry state. They always get you in the end.

In case anyone would like an update on the TTI (TS Thankyou Index), over the last 20 days she has said 49 Thankyous which is 2.45 per day. The last time I reported on the average number of Thankyous, it was 0.5, or one every other day. That's an almost 400% increase since the 3rd of January.
 
Veronicaaa said:
She's still holding a years-long grudge because he apparently didn't partake in an alleged "standing ovation" she got for one of her speeches.
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Quoting myself because there's a few 😲 reactions to this, so I thought it's a good time to re-post this article https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyl...e-s-adding-politician-to-her-cv-a3522251.html

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LOL I'll stop doing snippets now because I just seem to be quoting the entire article. There is more, though!
 
Boyo said:
Inspired by @TraceyJacks

Our Jackie, who art in Southend
Harrowing be thy face
Thy tweets will come
Thy will be done, on PayPal as well as on Patreon
Give us this day, your daily beg
And forgive us our poorness
As we hunt down those
Who dare expose you
And lead us not into texture
But deliver us from flavour
For thine is the griftdom
The tip jar and the tories
For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever….
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Genius
 
Boyo said:
Inspired by @TraceyJacks

Our Jackie, who art in Southend
Harrowing be thy face
Thy tweets will come
Thy will be done, on PayPal as well as on Patreon
Give us this day, your daily beg
And forgive us our poorness
As we hunt down those
Who dare expose you
And lead us not into texture
But deliver us from flavour
For thine is the griftdom
The tip jar and the tories
For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever….
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absolute Friggin genius!! 😂😂😂
 
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