Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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5 page grunk ahead but I have looked at twitter and she is shameless in a grift with the new ‘recipe’ but it doesn’t cost 11p

if she was to use all ingredient, make the dip then a soup and something else then it would be a good idea. Like dip, soup and falafel type things or something. Jack- you can have this one for free if u want to make the upcoming 2recipes

paging @kachoochoo
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
There is about eight people who have replied to the tip jar rattle to say they’ve sent her money.

I am shook. This is disgusting.
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I just checked on the insta post. A few people I follow seem to love her recipes and I wouldn’t put it past them to do the same. Thankfully they haven’t publicly declared if they’ve donated otherwise I’d have had a word with them.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
@heretoreaditall2019 Were you the amazing person who could work out what Jack makes from an ad on her website?

I’m intrigued to know realistically how much she’s potentially losing given ads are such a small amount of money on a site like hers.
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My love not amazing at all - truly a mithering digital ninny!

So we don’t have the #facts on either her traffic/pageviews or her actual ad revenue. But we can guess a low cpm (revenue) based on the tit quality of ads and I’d guess low traffic to site based upon her Google trends search vol (again that’s an index not actual volume but now her volume is so low it doesn’t meet the threshold to show related terms). We could do a range of estimates, another matrix like that patreon income one if you guys want? I’ll see if I have time tonight cos I’m BUSY tomorrow but anyone’s welcome to have a go if they want!!

If she starts playing around with Patreon and ko-fi papa Vlad’s gonna have to give us an intern.
 
She's down to just "the technician" now. What happened to the team of?

What the world needs now is another carrot dip.

A squiggle asked if it can be frozen. Do her fans need to ask for advice on showering? So stupid we need a new word for stupid. Add water and IT'S A SOUP! A new recipe!

I may need to jump on my trampoline for a while
 
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