Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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traumatised sideboard said:
I actually choked laughing and woke the cat up at her changing her Twitter pic to Twenty Quid Shoppins. She is completely unhinged. Is there a single person equivalent of a circlejerk? Good job she had that short course of very affordable therapy or this would be cataclysmic levels of tone deaf self-aggrandisement 🙃

In case you were wondering, there's been more than a 200% increase in Thankyous today. That's a real number that I actually calculated. No you can't see my workings, I'm having convenient convulsions.
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Twenty Quid Shoppins for thread title please, thankyou x
 
OK I think she undid the most recent self-retweet? Swear I didn't imagine it. Maybe she pressed the RT button by accident when she was wanking herself silly (metaphorically M'Lud) over the power of her own words? Remember the time she actually tweeted that she had made herself cry by reading her own POTATOES essay in bed?
 
Rekyavikgirl said:
What's kind of funny is how trapped she is by her origin story. Every time she tries to bust out of it and try something new she fails. The only time she gets blue tick attention is when she dons her povo hat. They keep her preserved in amber. It must drive her mad.
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One trick pony.

Convulsions? Another ailment for the list. Probably said this before but she’s someone my old mum would describe as ‘enjoying ill health’. I’d say ‘deploying ill health’ as an excuse for being crap on the telly or radio.
 
Fruitjack said:
I can walk just round the corner to both a Lidl and an Aldi, plus a Heron foods, a Poundland and a Home Bargains. It’s because I live in a cheap and deprived area not a huge house in a lovely area.

I do know that there are real food deserts and this is a true discussion point that needs addressing but she shouldn’t be insinuating that she is anywhere near one.
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💯 💥

You have absolutely nailed it @Fruitjack .

Brilliant words
 
Oh HELL NO

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