Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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OMG she's only gone and changed her bio photo to the Mary Poppins one 😂. Louisa's not coming back, Jack xx

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She's over committed as usual and is now building in a reason for missing her deadlines. I'd be amazed if she gets all three pieces out and if she does, they'll be so similar it'll look bad on the commissioning editors.

And in the meantime, the squigs asking for her latest pasta crime can just go duck themselves because jack's already forgotten about them despite the fact that just this morning, she renewed her commitment to help the poors cook.
 
I'm trying not to go to bed angry. Thinking about the donations that some Fraus made yesterday to the Trussell Trust. The warm jumpers I took to the winter shelter drop off this morning -should have left my name in big bold letters so they could thank me really!

There will be a reckoning for Jack Monroe and people like her, who profit from the misfortunes of a group they never belonged to in the first place (and definitely don't now).

She can 'we we WE' all she likes but she's a liar and a grifter and an awful human. And she has to live with that every single day.
 
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Lived it for all of two minutes, through choice. Because she was too much of a martyr. She has a very supportive family and a network of very generous friends with a very deep gifting puddle, dearest Squigg. Jack Monroe has never been in poverty. Poor for a while, sure, maybe. Poverty? Like millions of families up and down the U.K. in substandard housing with rising living costs who can’t even get a carpet or have the mould fixed? No. Jack Monroe has never, ever lived that reality.
 
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I doubt she’ll go to bed at all. The night she posted Potatoes she went through the night.
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L to the J C!
Jack be the pov queen
A-N she playin
Grifting like a pro, see

(couldn’t resist an homage to your new profile pic)

Going to bed is she? She’s cracked open a tin of sardines and a pickled egg to toast her succession on the attention train.
 
She's still going!? Shouldn't she be writing her three "comment pieces", preparing for her radio slot, and making sure she's recovered from her migraine?

She's on a massive high tonight, and if previous episodes have taught us anything it's that the crash afterwards is going to be huge.

Her profile picture being Mary bleeping Poppins makes the blue-tick fawning look even more ridiculous. Is she trying, in her maverick way, to promote this weird image of herself as "the nation's magical nanny" to maximise her exposure and profit from all this!?
 
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