Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

What room will Jack sort next?

  • Bedroom 1

    Votes: 2 0.9%

  • Bedroom 2

    Votes: 6 2.6%

  • Spare room

    Votes: 21 9.0%

  • Dining Room

    Votes: 43 18.4%

  • Front Room

    Votes: 18 7.7%

  • Shed

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • Garage

    Votes: 13 5.6%

  • Downstairs loo

    Votes: 37 15.8%

  • Bathroom

    Votes: 8 3.4%

  • Garden

    Votes: 5 2.1%

  • Under stairs cupboard

    Votes: 67 28.6%
  • Total voters
    234
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kachoochoo said:
honestly, whenever these show up again, I just... I'm speechless

I mean, celebrating a job completed (and not exactly completed well) with a series of thot shots involving a fucking teething necklace of all things and recounting all the problems you've had doing said job. I have never been able to understand quite why these photos exist

it's quite possibly, and I don't use these words lightly, the maddest thing she's ever done
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But she bought new cushions - in BRAND COLOURS!!! I’m having this as my new howl of disappointment. Like, ‘No, Slop, you already have three Smeg fridges, you don’t need another one!’ ‘But I’ve already bought cushions… in brand colours!!!’

Oh the PAIN.
 
Book Deadline Jack
Late to Conference Jack
Bauble Counter Jack
Anchovy Weigher Jack
Tiggy + Bo Jack (great for putting things in)

hollowhusk said:
That's hilarious, so she started a thread on fish finger lasagna as self promotion and it got pulled.

Fish finger lasagna sounds vile, doesn't matter who cooks it the fish finger coating would go weird and soggy and sloppy.
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It (somehow) gets even worse when you see the "white sauce" she uses...some milk, two tablespoons of raw flour and an entire pack of butter uncooked and whizzed up in her blender.
 
BlendedSlop said:
Book Deadline Jack
Late to Conference Jack
Bauble Counter Jack
Anchovy Weigher Jack
Tiggy + Bo Jack (great for putting things in)



It (somehow) gets even worse when you see the "white sauce" she uses...some milk, two tablespoons of raw flour and an entire pack of butter uncooked and whizzed up in her blender.
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Did we forget
Stealing lawyers stick Jack
Gently/smudge/fold in Jack
Ugh, a multitude of Jacks!
 
Oh yeah, “folding” Jack
Softy soft white bread Jack
Insomniac Jack

Have we had weighted blanket Jack? I feel like this is something she would do and rave about as if she discovered them (2 years after everyone else).

Train menace Jack.
Sending Nudes in a way learned from Prince Harry Jack.

The tabloids will jump on this Jack
 
Hate gentle Jack. Unless it’s a soufflé you don’t need to be that gentle with anything. No beaten egg whites? Just stir it.

I know that it’s a bit People’s front of Judea ‘apart from the ingredients, the cooking time, the ratio of dry to wet, the flavours, the lack of texture and using a slow cooker - what’s really wrong with these recipes?’ but I think lack of adequate stirring and softy softy is also an issue.
 
MaineCoonMama said:
Public transport Jack has ever so many Twitter-worthy interactions, I'm pea-green with envy. Yesterday I spent 6 hours on coaches and trains and all that happened was the dude in the next seat over annoyed me by clicking his empty drink can repeatedly and I accidentally deleted the ebook I was reading.
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I've been riding the tube for nearly 20 years, never once needed to kick someone in the shins. I feel short changed. TFL need to stop striking and sort me out some tax free compo.
 
SweetTransvestite said:
Surprised there's no ITV3 daytime advert for this. By donating just £3.00 a month you could recieve a cuddly toy and an adoption pack?
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There could be a range of cuddly toys to collect. The many incarnations of Jack.
The longer you subscribe the more you get. You could buy a specifically designed display case to show off the collection.

Sad thing is, there would be squiggles that would jump at the chance.
 
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