Jack Monroe #238 Honestly, they're like two stupid pigeons fighting over a discarded doughnut

Any choccies leftover?

  • Erm, no, it’s the 9th of January.

    Votes: 220 76.4%

  • Yes, lots, been saving them for weird pale rocky road.

    Votes: 68 23.6%
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£29 big ones.
 

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Vanelope said:
I can’t listen to it in public. Too much 🦉 🍾!
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I was listening to a particular episode at work once and apparently wasn't doing as good a job as I thought of hiding my laughter, my boss walks up behind me and asks whether I need the Heimlich manoeuvre 😂

Powershower said:
Do we know RSMs name yet? Debs Martin?
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Don't, I'll be 🍾🦉🍾 all the way home 😂
 
Veronicaaa said:
Didn't he say something like 'I want to wear your skin' and she was all like 'thankyou 🥰 '
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HotesTilaire said:
Hey Im defender of the vampire squig.
He writes fantasy vampire stuff and had a novel published. He was just quoting it. He had a terrible upbringing and was kicked out of home and was learning to cook from Jack’s books, so his life really was awful. Also he disagreed with her about two months later. I liked the poor performative goth-wannabe.
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Not sure what is worse, having a terrible upbringing or having to eat Jack's food.

In the end I thought he was quite sweet and not very stalkery. I can't remember what Jack said that he disagreed with, I think she said something fairly awful, but he mildly criticised her, then left.
 
FrumpyCat said:
Not sure what is worse, having a terrible upbringing or having to eat Jack's food.

In the end I thought he was quite sweet and not very stalkery. I can't remember what Jack said that he disagreed with, I think she said something fairly awful, but he mildly criticised her, then left.
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He saw the light (as far as an emotionally scarred vampire wannabe can)
 
Terrible said:
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93% polyester, and it looks like Jack cut the size label out of hers.
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I'm an uneducated eBay frau, does the seller get notified when people view their listed item? If so, this person is going to be really excited about possibly getting a sale 😬 Soz, it's just the cable being nozy luv.

ETA @Readingismyhobby already got there!
 
PortiaControl said:
I'm an uneducated eBay frau, does the seller get notified when people view their listed item? If so, this person is going to be really excited about possibly getting a sale 😬 Soz, it's just the cable being nozy luv.

ETA @Readingismyhobby already got there!
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Yes! You can see how many people view it or watchlist is.

Confession:🔺I have no outdoor space so couldn't burn it, so I chucked the Jack book I had on ebay and it currently has 4 bids. I feel bad passing it on to some poor squig, but a fool and his money etc etc. Might even recoup my wasted money (£6 in Oct 2018)...
 
ScamSandwich said:
Thanks for digging this gem out, I hooted up a lung remembering this epic period of Jack's creations. The word 'larvae' was mentioned back then.
On a medium grunk and wondering if and how the romantic meal has panned out.

If I were somebody's date it would be an enormous turnoff to see the other person ask followers publicly on SM what to cook for me, including a vote and discussion. I would be most likely legging it.
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I seem to recall witechy (sp) grub being bandied about
receipt courtesy of silver
 
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HotesTilaire said:
It’s worth a mither about I think.
We know it was in use at that ted talk, the Hattie Kopkins trial and shortly after when Jack Doolittle hobbled up to the BBC in London Town and Louisa Jane Compton, producer of the Victoria Derbyshire show, opened the door for our smol pixie therefore identifying herself as a possible mark love interest
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I admit to being horribly cynical - but I always wondered whether Jack picked up the idea of using a stick from her lawyer (who uses a stick because he’s disabled due to MS). The timing fits and it’s quite a munchie thing to do, to appropriate symptoms from people with genuine illnesses, and she does exhibit some munchie tendencies IMO.

ETA: On a grunk, so others may have commented on this too.
 
Lanie said:
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Found it in a size 16, half an hour to go. Well overpriced. Edit to add this is not hers, but similar
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That's not the same dress, I actually like that one, but wouldn't wear the one jack's wanting to sell
 
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