Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop

[NomDeGuerre]

I had three glasses of wine, made pasta and am now in bed with a book and a Whitney Houston playlist. I love you guys!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Happy almost new year alle meine frauen

 

[Adayinthelife]

Jacky New Year Frauen and Herren. I would wish for more of the same next year, but what I actually want if for Jack to pay their ducking taxes and stop lying. Fat chance I know

 

[SlopAmbsase]

In bed already, with a cup of tea but I do reserve the right to maliciously scroll Tattle until the small hours. Still isolating so unfortunately cannot partake in my fave hobby of mendacious burglarising tonight. Happy new year Frauen, Herren und a very special bee

 

[HotesTilaire]

I am totally ready for bed but the fireworks are starting already, there’s just no point. Hope Jack is in bed listening to classic FM having washed up all the teaspoons

 

[Terrible]

Fraus, I’ve been in touch with Sir Matt of the Arms, and he thinks he knows who stole the milkpan:

 

[Adayinthelife]

I’m drinking wine and listening to 80s songs. I do hope Jack is tucked up in bed with a cup of tea and a good book, honestly. I wish them no ill (though I do think they should disappear from social media)

 

[LavaFlake]

Blwyddyn newydd da frauen! Thanks for all the laughs in 2021 x

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I am also in bed, though will be up a while yet mindlessly scrolling, as per. Happy New Year my anonymous ninny friends Here's to the chaoses of 2022!

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Happy New Year to you all!

 

[Flash123]

Happy new year! May all your taxes be paid and your food have texture and your flour be cooked in your béchamel

 

[Jelly Bean]

A tucked up in bed frau here too
We are crazy kids.

I hope Jack could actually start to count her blessings next year. It always makes me sad when she goes on about how tit everything is for her and how unlucky she is when she has a lovely little boy who I am sure adores her. Plus nice house (rented), plus both living supportive parents, plus access to help for her problems. All things that so many others just don't have.

Anyway Happy New Year Fraus and ninnies. It has been a blast

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

HNY Cabal

Soz am 5 mins early

 

[Froggies]

Happy New Year Ninnies! Thank you for being hilarious throughout the year I have a glass of cheap fizz, pint of water and a tub of pringles on the go.
I’m shattered but fireworks will be BIG here so we’re staying up - I’ll be comforting our child who will inevitably wake and husband will be comforting our rabbit who is recovering from being spayed yesterday.

 

[JuliaGulia]

I don’t know why we aren’t all being honest here.

The only drink worth drinking is Cherry Pepsi Max.

This used to be my favourite, but they have changed something ingredient wise and it gives me violent stomach pains now

 

[colouredlines]

If Jack hasn't read the threads for almost a year, how does she know they're still going on? For all she knows, we just collectively gave up and fucked off during her Twitter hiatus.

(I mean, obviously she reads them, she's on her more than Silver ffs!)

Anyway Happy New Year Frauen, I've already been in 2022 for an hour and can confirm it's okay. Thank you all for almost two years(!!!) of entertainment!

 

[skronkywildcat]

N O R M A L I S E S O B S T O R I E S

 

[BubbleDuck]

Happy new year you lovely bunch of ninnys
Ps my profile pic is a self portrait of me being all successful and fantastic, but sadly my lights have gone out so I had to dye it all black

 

[Froggies]

To update: child didn’t wake but husband is still with the rabbit. Rabbit is actually fine but he’s smitten with her

Going to have a few more pringles to pump my lips up for 2022 and head to bed!

 

[L3moning]

Does this mean we can discuss courtroom outfits again?

What do you think of mine? #yaprune
Unfortunately not the best quality image but I thought I’d half-ass it in honour of Jack.

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Does give me the opportunity - not that it takes much - for some more Conor Oberst. This one is admitedly a bit grim.



Pertinent lyric: ... In an old suit / my hair is slicked back nice and smooth / in a court room / sweat rollin' down my back / it's a bad dream / I have it seven times a week / no it was not me / but I'm the one who has to die *harmonica solo in lieu of a chorus*

Which is more than a bit grim because (spoilered for references to abuse and health issues) It's referring to the fact that he was accused of rape by a ... somewhat deluded fan, which was complete bollocks but - obviously - didn't do his mental health any good. This then being followed by needing surgery on a benign brain tumour are the reason that album (Ruminations) is dark AF