Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop

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I'm not going to have a plethora of fancy AF posh cocktails in the fridge if I don't drink them , I will have some cokes and maybe some juices. If I were off the booze I'd imagine the sensible thing would be to bring something with you
It's good sense to bring two drinks. One for the host and whatever your drinking. Lots of things my mates drink( alcohol wise) I don't like so brining my own regardless seems like good sense.

She's such a stroppy teen.
 
if court outfits are necessary again because apparently we burgled her, I'm still the for sale sign, in memory of that amazing morning when the entire chaos was beamed out to the whole of tattle

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speaking of chaos, let's all raise a glass of warm cola to the first anniversary of me texting my dad the Coming Soons list, which has still never been mentioned

now I must ensure that my clipboard is clear, lest it happen again
 
Rose Lemonade - or Rhubarb Cordial with fizzy water for me. Or if it's a pub (I seem to remember those places from wayyyyyyy back in the past) and being a bit skint, not being a poncey twit and just having iced water.

A good one for an alcohol free cocktail, especially if you have a blender of some kind, is to freeze tinned peaches, blitz them and serve with raspberries and tonic water, topped with a sprig of thyme - or if you're dealing with people who aren't fans of tonic water/bitterness, cream soda works for a pavlova/birdseye supermousse raspberry ripple effect. For extra wanky credits, add some edible flowers of your choice on top. Also works with blueberries and tinned apricots.
 
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