Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop

[Lanie]

Leftover Larder returned! For a grand total of...er...two tweets. How odd, it's so unlike Jack to make a big song and dance promoting something then fail to follow it up. I just hope that poor squiggle managed to find a use for the leftover roasties languishing in her fridge since Christmas Day.

Jack posted her ludicrously complex recipe for something which was only later clarified as being an alleged cheese sauce, for "pasta, cooking chicken in, risottos, anything really." Well, I for one am inspired by that passionate pitch. Unfortunately I only have two Babybels, a handful of Dairylea triangles and a Cheestring, but I'm sure it'll work out OK. Cheese is cheese, innit.

She had a crack team of a dozen tech experts working round the clock to fix her Wordpress website. It's unclear as yet how successful they've been.

She's suffered "about six major life disasters" in the past 48 hours. Has she moved to Albert Square or Hollyoaks village over Christmas and not told anyone?

She seems to be alleging that someone from Tattle may have ransacked her garage to steal her granddad's old pans. Best lawyer up ladies (and gents).

I don't want crappy old pans I have plenty of my own thanks Hun, also I was in our motherland until recently so it wasn't me.

Happy new year to all read and "don't" read here, may it be eventful.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

How in the WORLD could those costumes be described as 'sexy' lmao.

Ask Boris and David

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

It's Go Henry squig!

Wait what?! Sorry if I’ve missed this amongst the utter chaos of today but the one who’s gone on a rampage under the national hero nomination is also the one that wiped out a go Henry account / the go Henry mum? Brilliant if so - HMRC will be calling her up next asking for leads omg

 

[Veronicaaa]

Wait what?! Sorry if I’ve missed this amongst the utter chaos of today but the one who’s gone on a rampage under the national hero nomination is also the one that wiped out a go Henry account / the go Henry mum? Brilliant if so - HMRC will be calling her up next asking for leads omg

No no no, THIS is Go Henry squig!

One of our favourite squiggles hitting the nail on the head!

 

[Captainmouse]

She is the BEST

Is that award winning squiggle?
edited to say wrong again, it was the eat more trifle that did it

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ask Boris and David

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Is that award winning squiggle?

No, Go Henry squig. She is fabulous.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Couldn't find a Le Creuset Court outfit so this one will have to do. I've got another six in the wardrobe x

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

No no no, THIS is Go Henry squig!

Omg sorry I had assumed this was all the same person on an absolute rampage!

Good god tho as if we’d need to traipse through her filthy rabbit piss ridden garage for fun with all this chaos available!

 

[MooBelle]

It's Go Henry squig!

Hooray!!!!

 

[Froggies]

I assumed it was Trifle Defender but if it is GoHenry squig then shes getting her nomination in early for next years Sloppies (and I heartily approve)

 

[Veronicaaa]

I was on there for a while bitching about you too, but they wouldn't give me my own thread so I LEFT

 

[Orphan_Black]

Maybe the bailiffs were the burglars? Just a thought.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Maybe the bailiffs were the burglars? Just a thought.

She’s been Shamplina-ed

 

[Orphan_Black]

She’s been Shamplina-ed

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Oooooooo he is my weird TV crush!

 

[Flash123]

Are we getting our court outfits out again now we are accused of burglarising?

Just kidding - this is my New Year’s outfit obvs


SNAP!

Can we go together? (Away to charge my phone before anyone panics!)

 

[SlopAmbsase]

I was on there for a while bitching about you too, but they wouldn't give me my own thread so I LEFT

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Spherical twit.

 

[MooBelle]

I assumed it was Trifle Defender but if it is GoHenry squig then shes getting her nomination in early for next years Sloppies (and I heartily approve)

She is truly a legend. (As is Trifle Defender)

 

[Flash123]

One of our favourite squiggles hitting the nail on the head!

Making an early bid for squiggle of the year at next year’s sloppies

eta: @Froggies you beat me to it!

 

[MooBelle]

I was on there for a while bitching about you too, but they wouldn't give me my own thread so I LEFT

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Is that the one who also moves in Twitter circles with RSM?
If so, then yes, she reeeeeeally wanted her own thread because she wanted to feel important.