Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love

[Into_the_tunnel]

We all know she likes a bit of JL.

Ted Baker Prins Faux Leather Puff Sleeve Shirt, Black

Buy Ted Baker Prins Faux Leather Puff Sleeve Shirt, Black from our Women's Shirts & Tops range at John Lewis & Partners. Free Delivery on orders over £50.

www.johnlewis.com

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I think Jack replied to a squiggle that it was H&M and the thermal top was Asda? Think the screenshot is in the last thread.

ETA: Sorry it was from Primark according to Marm’s ss:

Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

There were two shirts. Primark for the first black shirt we saw, and you were right about the other one - H&M for the puffy sleeved thing.

That's the only one I can find at H&M, I think Jackie is up to porkie pies again The sleeves are poofy on hers.

She said the puffy sleeve shirt was recent but not ultra recent, so perhaps no longer stocked.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I had pleather trousers in the 90s from River Island. Reader, they did not last well.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I apologise, the neck on hers is not the Ted Baker one. But the only one in H and M (not in stock anyway) definitely doesn’t match her sleeves.

Something is afoot.

It feels nice and comfy to be back

 

[Hollaaa]

I had pleather trousers in the 90s from River Island. Reader, they did not last well.

I had some from Affleck's Palace, same era.

 

[Mr Krabs]

She's doing her own Wiki Edits.

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Serious shade throwing there.

Or maybe it’s LJC removing herself quietly from the mess. When you’re the head of news at a famously liberal news operation and your girlfriend is collecting winter heating allowances to fund her lip fillers, that’s got to be embarrassing.

Ugh I can’t even imagine pleather over thermals even in the depths of winter. It’s mild and humid right now. Those layers must be sweat magnets.

 

[BananaSmith]

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They ain't opal fruit eyes!!!

(Am grunking, apologies if there's been another chaos and this is ill timed).

ETA I see @Marmalade Atkins beat me to the lack of opal fruits.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I had some from Affleck's Palace, same era.

Spoiler: OT Afflecks Palace

many a Saturday spent there buying incense sticks and mooching around the Arndale.

 

[Walkdengirl]

On a grunk. @MancBee to blip is human!

Jack, pay your goddam taxes, I promise you you will feel 100% better when you have done it. How's dash?

am I being stupid? What is the dhoty being talked about?

I find that haircut truly repulsive, it's not level (and not in a good, trendy way but in a duck we CBA way)

Have the cats been deployed yet?

Beck to the grunking

 

[HotesTilaire]

Spoiler: OT Afflecks Palace

many a Saturday spent there buying incense sticks and mooching around the Arndale.

Spoiler: OT Afflecks

Condomania!!!!!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Listen very carefully to the lyrics.

I really tried to listen to the lyrics! Are they singing in German? Despite being a Frau, it’s not my first language!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Probably this one:

 

[Falkor]

Just for neatness, are 2020/2021 in 51/2 hours too?

2020/2021 are the ones due by 31st December, they're not late yet. 2019/2020 were due on March 31st 2021, they're the ones she is currently racking up large fines for and will be struck off for if they're not uploaded to Companies House within 2 months of the first Gazette notice being issued (which was 14th December, so need to be uploaded by Valentine's Day).

Clear as mud, I know!

 

[HotesTilaire]

“Didn’t Happen” of the year award (DHOTY) an account on twitter which probs doesn’t actually give an award on an annual basis, exists so people can tag them in on improbable stories.

 

[Walkdengirl]

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Has she washed her hair since it's been done, or just added more product? Wtf is in her hair? I'm hoping the white stuff is product!

Thank you, I now know what dhoty is. She looks well rough in those photos

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Probably this one:
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HOW? They may take away your magic rainbow buttons but they cannot take away your magicskills.

Back to the tunnel…

 

[kachoochoo]

I had some from Affleck's Palace, same era.

my pleather trousers in the 90s were from internacionale. it's pleasing that we all went through a similar phase

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

 

[Marj24]

Wherever JM got the pleather shirt, they are all horrible and would make you sweat like a menopausal night time hot flush

 

[Boyo]

And the paste is in my hair. And I’m not going to wash it. And it’ll go crusty. But I’ll still have a selfie-a-thon so the mendacious ninnies don’t get bored.