Silver Linings
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Her lips look sore. Also it’s unseasonably mild, how is she wearing all those layers?!
Jack Monroe #234 A Grifty Kind of Self-Love
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Her lips look sore. Also it’s unseasonably mild, how is she wearing all those layers?!
Into_the_tunnel
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I don’t want to think about what the bed is like after sleeping in it with hair like that.
I really hope it is washed out every night.
(Thermal is still on btw)
Rekyavikgirl
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Unlike her hair- lookalike, Limahl, she's not Too Shy Shy.
Sideboard Bob
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I think Jack has watched the Matrix (1999) recently.
Knit one Pearl one
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You mean you didn't put your face on before you skipped off to the Vet?
kachoochoo
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no opal fruits are blue. and she's seriously wearing pleather on pleather on thermal in this unseasonable mildness?! the google weather frog tells me it's 12c in southend rn. ew!
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Orphan_Black
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This is why I think she's done them all on the same day. Same clothes, same lighting, same background, earring, hair is similar in all.
She had a make-up play day, took a million selfies and is now drip feeding the squiggs. She messed up and forgot it was Opal Fruits today.
Captainmouse
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The pleather has resurfaced
Orphan_Black
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I said she'd go dark and smokey this morning! She's just so maverick!
BeautifulTrauma
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I thought Jack had a ‘masculine aesthetic’
Nothing screams cheap and tacky like a pleather blouse followed by a pleather jacket and a thermal Asda top. All of which you’ve had on for three days running
At this point she’s a parody of the 80’s. Her hair looks like it would feel to touch. It’s knocking me sick.
Nothing screams cheap and tacky like a pleather blouse followed by a pleather jacket and a thermal Asda top. All of which you’ve had on for three days running
At this point she’s a parody of the 80’s. Her hair looks like it would feel to touch. It’s knocking me sick.
Falkor
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1. She gets fined. She's already on a threat of having her company dissolved for not filing last year's accounts - if she doesn't get those filed it will be struck off some time around Valentine's day.
2. No. Jack's company is small enough that it's not required to file a profit and loss account, which would show the turnover and net profit before tax. She does have to file a balance sheet and you can get a very, very rough idea from that because there'll be a line on it for creditors: amounts due within 1 year and that amount will include her corporation tax (along with any outstanding VAT if it's registered, PAYE etc.)
Why has she taken her jacket off between opening her eyes and closing them?
DinosaurSenior
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At first I thought those pics had been ... titivated by one of the cabal.
But... that's how jack wanted them to look!? Facking hell!
Miss Havisham meets Edward scissorhands
But... that's how jack wanted them to look!? Facking hell!
Miss Havisham meets Edward scissorhands
Marmalade Atkins
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Yesterday:
Some poor squig will be devastated this evening.
Some poor squig will be devastated this evening.
Cucumberthunder
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A couple of things....what about the stalker? It's really easy to find when/where AA meetings are.
This evenings meeting in Southend started at 7pm. Do you think she tweeted this from the meeting?
Also I can only assume male housemate is looking after SB? Do we think he is staying so she can attend meetings?
This evenings meeting in Southend started at 7pm. Do you think she tweeted this from the meeting?
Also I can only assume male housemate is looking after SB? Do we think he is staying so she can attend meetings?
Captainmouse
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Sb is not in der bungalow
Vanelope
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Let’s see how cross and defensive she gets? That’s how the real Jack comes out about stuff she’s made an effort with.
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