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This article came up in my Google news feed this morning and I am now fully convinced Jack has one hundo percent got some sort of metal poisoning. Maybe she's got a periodic table loyalty card.
Did u make these?Someone’s been bored on a Sunday…
What’s bizarre is no one would even know this was available if we weren’t lady Poirots, no men here thankyouverymuch!! Why doesn’t she advertise anything she does?The recipes are on Pinterest (and probably other places, but this was the first to come up). I am not registered so I can only see previews.
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I'm assuming it's going to double up as her pre-Christmas insta content ....What’s bizarre is no one would even know this was available if we weren’t lady Poirots, no men here thankyouverymuch!! Why doesn’t she advertise anything she does?
The apple is to eat when you realise the potatoes are tit
We really do NOT need fetish Jack.Someone’s been bored on a Sunday…
It just literally makes no sense. It's Christmas, so you have lots of leftovers to cook with? OK fair enough, give us some useful recipes for stuff that might be conceivably left over. But if you have lots of leftovers who is going to faff about with stuff that you'd normally just put in the compost? THERE ARE MORE PRESSING LEFTOVERS.STOP WITH THE VEG PEELINGS! JUST STOP!
If vegetables are clean and organic don't bother peeling them
If vegetables are very dirty or sprayed, peel them and COMPOST THE PEELINGS
Those are the only reasonable ways to deal with veg peelings. I'm closing the book on the matter.
So out of touch! What kid's going to have 50g of blue cheese knocking around? I eye-rolled so hard I can see all four walls of the living room...The recipes! Any takers?
Trigger warning: in one, Jack instructs us to touch the food with "your clean fingertips". I apologise for the visuals this might inspire.
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It just literally makes no sense. It's Christmas, so you have lots of leftovers to cook with? OK fair enough, give us some useful recipes for stuff that might be conceivably left over. But if you have lots of leftovers who is going to faff about with stuff that you'd normally just put in the compost? THERE ARE MORE PRESSING LEFTOVERS.
I never want to type the word 'leftover' again unless it's something to do with the TV series.
I looked at the Bristol Sports Foundation page but couldn't see any mention of Jack?I think someone has confiscated the phone again and the insta posts are timed.
This person is clearly not a Tattler, our Photoshop skills are far betterSomeone’s been bored on a Sunday…
I looked at the Bristol Sports Foundation page but couldn't see any mention of Jack?
We really do NOT need fetish Jack.
Is Jack trying to get the attention of Suzie Krueger? I don't recommend anyone of a delicate disposition to Google Suzie...she hosts Gay and Lesbian fetish nights in London.
Is the lack of social media engagement with her collab campaigns, considering she’s got a large Twitter following, because the hiring companies won’t pay for an extra tier on the JM contract? I’m not sure how these things work but I’d assume she’d look for payment for various levels of engagement. Looking at that Bristol Sports Foundation thing - which I have keen interest in - it would have been a bung for recipes geared around children and the major sponsors But nothing else like posting the tit out of it on Instagram. The whole Idea is wrong. Hardly any parents and children are going to find this and even fewer of them doing the cooking and posting results which is what would have been a business kpi for the JM investment. Looking at the Bristol Foundation Board there is a strong lack of roots in public health and social care. So much money wasted on doing stupid stuff with stupid people with a view to satisfying investors. JM has perhaps become the undeserved beneficiary of funds earmarked to help people better feed their children.
nothing till after ChristmasGenuine question - if you want to do zero-waste and so you repurpose veg peelings into falafel, why wouldn’t you make your life easier by never peeling your veg in the first place? Then you could use less carrot, and save his nose for making falafel another day. And it would be fresher.
peeled or chopped my little nemesis? Which should it be?