Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

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MancBee said:
Are we in for EMO Jack? Or will it be Goth Jack?
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It will be “wrecked all my clothes with the weird black dye which takes in all different ways on different materials” Jack.
She must have missed that error we all made in our late teens
Has anyone called CPS on her yet? Cat protective services?
Imagine being Jack going to therapy today and finding out what a terrible fucker you’ve been in the last week.
 
Apologies @Silver Linings I’ve stolen your screenshot but eh? Jamie Oliver wears jeans and a t-shirt doesn’t he?
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HotesTilaire said:
It will be “wrecked all my clothes with the weird black dye which takes in all different ways on different materials” Jack.
She must have missed that error we all made in our late teens
Has anyone called CPS on her yet? Cat protective services?
Imagine being Jack going to therapy today and finding out what a terrible fucker you’ve been in the last week.
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Im just imagining the friend from rehab saying to her whilst meeting for lunch,

"Oh darling, what happened? Your outfit is just ghastly, did your tumble drier break this weekend?"
 
I am very sorry to the frauen who didn't get anything from the puddle. There were three image files that I cocked up when typing them into the puddle script array so you would have had one of three things: a thousand daffodils, a ludicrously expensive Smeg x Dolce & Gabbana toaster or a large container of Saxa fine salt for your baths. I've fixed it now. You can also actually just refresh the page to re-activate the button but that's not in the spirit of Slopmas. Griftmas on the other hand, go for it!

Of course, none of this is my fault, as you all know by now that I am autistic and have mental health problems. I also had COVID in January and I currently have a rotator cuff injury sooooo 🤷‍♀️
 
Grunking,
but "today in (postnatal) depression" was several hours openly weeping for no real reason whilst bouncing, feeding and singing to a 4 month old baby and feeling anxious about getting a booster because a) the only centre coming up for me isn't accessible by public transport and I can't drive b) I'm scared it's going to knock me for six and I won't be able to look after said baby. (ps I'm fine but my husband has had to take a couple of days off work)
 
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