Jack Monroe #226 “Sticky Brown Pooâ€

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Christmas Eve 2018. Yes. 2018.

Mince pie pancakes. This thread is going to go on F O R E V E R.

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Forever indeed. Mincemeat porridge and mince pie cheese toastie. She has a very narrow repertoire, doesn't she? 🤔

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But they aren’t mince pie pancakes are they?

They are mincemeat pancakes.

Do they have pastry in? No.

And what is the icing glaze?

Ugh.

That reminds of the time a friend once made mince pie brownies. He literally made a batch of brownie batter, poured it into a tin and sunk half a dozen mince pies into it then baked it. It’s was interesting…
 
When the children go to the sports hall/stadium to learn how to make Jacks pudding. Is this the video they will see? Is it aimed at children or family members who want them to eat dried fruit? I almost feel it deserves its own thread. Talking about blending and hiding flavours is reminiscent of her hiding vegetables in spaghetti sauce to fool SB. I wonder if she was given points to cover in the commentary, and then added her own stuff. I am not going to be able to let it go and I would really like to see a reaction video from the children.

Just bung it in a mug and stick it in the microwave.

It's gonna be like when THAT MAN asked kids what they'd prefer after he'd cooked for them and they were all like 'duck off we want our turkey twizzlers'
 
So just to clarify, a couple of months back Jack was asking what to do with leftover chocolates and she came up with… rice crispy cakes sorry, nests? This shyster has literally been paid a fee to write a “recipe” for a treat that even the most gastronomically illiterate parent can come up with?

It’s genuinely shocking how celebrated her mediocrity is.
 
So just to clarify, a couple of months back Jack was asking what to do with leftover chocolates and she came up with… rice crispy cakes sorry, nests? This shyster has literally been paid a fee to write a “recipe” for a treat that even the most gastronomically illiterate parent can come up with?

It’s genuinely shocking how celebrated her mediocrity is.

No, the rice crispie nest recipe does not appear to be Jack's.

Jack dealt with leftover chocolates by deep-frying Quality Streets, which is...original, I suppose.
 
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