Jack Monroe #22 The Condiments Thread. Jack's in a pickle over mayonnaise.

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I fancied making a cake today so looked up mary berries victoria sponge and it's just the same old recipe of 225g butter, flour, sugar with 4 eggs and baking powder. Firstly I'm not sure anyone can claim to have invented that and secondly it's just the kind of basic recipe that's perfect for "adapting". But this is the one recipe thats sacrilege to Jack :LOL:
 
Flumps said:
It's vaguely reminding me of my partner's habit of quite often shoving his pudding onto the plate he's just eaten his main course from. Apparently (as with his previously discussed creation of hot cross bun, egg mayo and roast beef sandwiches) it doesn't matter as it 'all goes down the same way'. My fancy food ways are wasted on him, wasted I tell you. Mind you, when I was in a relationship with someone equally interested in food I put on 9+ stone and these days I can climb stairs without getting out of breath and buy clothes from average clothes shops, so it's probably all a balance.
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😂 I remember that day fondly when you described his penchance for egg mayo and hot cross bun ! He must love it when Easter rolls round.
 
Yes it bleeping is an AD, it's not being cynical but Jack has a deal with Hellmann's and influencers often post these "not an AD" posts to try to carry favour with brands and the ASA are very clear that it should be labelled as an AD if you've had a business arrangement within the last 12 months. The rules were written to stop these sly ADs. How can she work 20 28 hours a day and still be so tit at the basics.

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Beggers belief she's asking people to be more kind over a sly AD that breaks the rules. If you don't want to be treated like a business stop taking the lucrative amounts from Unilever.
 
She just doesn’t get that the fact her mental health is shot is because she’s stuck her nose into BLM without the slightest bit of understanding and turned it into all about her, pissed off our darling Alexis, told a tonne of lies which has forced her to delete comments and censor her Insta and Twitter because she can’t lie her way out of this one.

Tattle isn’t the reason your MH is shot Jack, your narcissism and lies is the reason why.
 
Oh bleeping hell here we go, just the other day it was her lawyer was reading here not her and it was if they could be bothered to bring a case against us, good luck, you'll be laughed out of court you absolute disgusting cretin, I'm getting so sick of this tit..... Also 10,000 pages? There are 22 threads most threads only have 50 pages, max I have seen a thread have here is 53 pages, now I am no mathematician but that doesn't add up to 10,000 pages 🤔🤔🤔
 
Hunty said:
Oh bleeping hell here we go, just the other day it was her lawyer was reading here not her and it was if they could be bothered to bring a case against us, good luck, you'll be laughed out of court you absolute disgusting cretin, I'm getting so sick of this tit..... Also 10,000 pages? There are 22 threads most threads only have 50 pages, max I have seen a thread have here is 53 pages, now I am no mathematician but that doesn't add up to 10,000 pages 🤔🤔🤔
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It does when it's printed out in size 16 font on A4 paper..
 
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