Jack Monroe #217 Fishi Sunak

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I don't remember trick or treating being a thing when I was a kid. It's only just getting to be something here now - normally when a gang of kids turns up at your door, it means you're getting robbed tbh, so it tends to be people posting on local FB groups that their house is participating. The shopping centre always does a trick or treat trail for the kids, which is a fun thing for them to do, and they end up with loads of sweets.

Jack's always been fond of a boiler suit. She thanks her grandad (who is DEAD) for her love of them. I bet she's just got it for her dressing up box really. We all know she loves a good costume - Mary Poppins, Belle, poor person
 
traumatised sideboard said:
As the border between the living and dead is at its thinnest point this All Hallows' Eve, Jack is currently holding a sea-ance with a group of her closest friends to communicate with all the sea life she has extinguished.

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“sea-ance” 😂
This should be in the Louvre TS, if the (human) face was anyone else I‘d be printing this out!
 
Is it for Dia De Los Muertos? Jack’s doesn’t look right unless it’s a Boy London cap.

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MancBee said:
It is world vegan day today. I wonder if our little pixie will be making 90% vegan sardines on toast to celebrate.

Why am I wearing a sombrero? I'm not complaining, I suit all sorts of headwear (except a BOY cap funnily enough)


ETA I see @Sideboard Bob had the same thoughts about the BOY cap! Great minds and all that.
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Your hat is bloody perfection, Manc!

On topic; Jack is a lying grifter, and I'm not giving her a hat this time because she'll be haunting my nightmares again, shaking maracas at me.
 
waffle maker said:
No spend year.
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That was then, this is now...
Also, she didn't actually say it was this year when she said 2021 was a no spend year. She could have been talking about any other year when she said 'this year'
And when Jack says she bought something in Wilko for thirty five quid, it doesn't mean she spent money in her no spend year that may or may not be this year or 2021.
 
MooBelle said:
That was then, this is now...
Also, she didn't actually say it was this year when she said 2021 was a no spend year. She could have been talking about any other year when she said 'this year'
And when Jack says she bought something in Wilko for thirty five quid, it doesn't mean she spent money in her no spend year that may or may not be this year or 2021.
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She could be just racking up a load of debt on a credit card with a view to pay it off next year. Jackanomics say that if she doesn't pay for it this year it doesn't count.
 
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