Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

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🚓 Initial patreon drop update! 🚓

From 277 down to 261 which is -16, or -5.8% which iirc is our highest churn % to date? Assuming a v low avg sub fee of £6.00 and a v high platform fee of 12% this would be a bare minimum of £1,378 of Opal fruits for our least favourite tax evader. Nice work if you can dodge it ey fraus x

Will get you the full table in the AM ✨

ETA - in all seriousness I’m guessing the avg sub fee is quite a bit higher as I can’t see how she’s sustaining her current setup with just the odd third sector talk. Assuming an avg sub fee of £20 with 12% fees that’s £5,593 which is more in line with rent, bills, and hotels in London.

Such a shame that income from Patreon isn't defined in Accounts.
 
Such a shame that income from Patreon isn't defined in Accounts.

She’s chosen to hide how much she earns, it’s there by default for creators

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She’s chosen to hide how much she earns, it’s there by default for creators

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I can understand hiding what you earn actually. If you're a very little account that has just started up and you only earn say £8 a month, there's a very real effect it can have on people where they go "why would I sign up if hardly anyone else has signed up?" I expect if you could hide the number of Patrons as well, many people would. The opposite effect of someone earning £2k will also make some people think "well they don't need MY money" even though they are offering something good on their Patreon. It's not like we are privy to the salaries of published authors and (decent) TV chefs.
 

So Johnny was suspended from school when he was 5 years old and his mum spent 'several years on benefits'

Gò go, Jack, keep on using your boy as a tool to grift. You vile specimen.
What on earth would cause a five year old to be suspended? What did he do??
 
This makes more sense, and yet absolutely no sense at all.
Ah the jackception recipes
- rinse sauce off beans/hoops and add tinned tomatoes
-don’t rinse sauce off beans/hoops and add tinned tomatoes
- use a tin of custard to make a cake. You will also need - a packet of cake mix

Hmmmm. Orange flavoured jelly, mandarine segments and chocolate custard... 😋 😂
12 Jaffa cakes 50p Asda. No cooking or clean up required. Suitable for vegetarians.
 
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