Initial patreon drop update!
From 277 down to 261 which is -16, or -5.8% which iirc is our highest churn % to date? Assuming a v low avg sub fee of £6.00 and a v high platform fee of 12% this would be a bare minimum of £1,378 of Opal fruits for our least favourite tax evader. Nice work if you can dodge it ey fraus x
Will get you the full table in the AM
ETA - in all seriousness I’m guessing the avg sub fee is quite a bit higher as I can’t see how she’s sustaining her current setup with just the odd third sector talk. Assuming an avg sub fee of £20 with 12% fees that’s £5,593 which is more in line with rent, bills, and hotels in London.
Such a shame that income from Patreon isn't defined in Accounts.
Here to defend soup. What's wrong with soup?Why not just have a Jaffa cake on its own and make yourself a nice hot drink in your mug? Why do finished recipes have to be made into other recipes?
See also: soup.
Minutes to make, hours to clean the mug afterwards.
The issue was that jack had a soup recipe where one of the ingredients was tinned tomato soupHere to defend soup. What's wrong with soup?
The issue was that jack had a soup recipe where one of the ingredients was tinned tomato soup
This makes more sense, and yet absolutely no sense at all.The issue was that jack had a soup recipe where one of the ingredients was tinned tomato soup
Why does all her food look like scabs
That sounds incredible
Ah yes, soupception
I can understand hiding what you earn actually. If you're a very little account that has just started up and you only earn say £8 a month, there's a very real effect it can have on people where they go "why would I sign up if hardly anyone else has signed up?" I expect if you could hide the number of Patrons as well, many people would. The opposite effect of someone earning £2k will also make some people think "well they don't need MY money" even though they are offering something good on their Patreon. It's not like we are privy to the salaries of published authors and (decent) TV chefs.She’s chosen to hide how much she earns, it’s there by default for creators
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Ah yes, soupception
What on earth would cause a five year old to be suspended? What did he do??'My son is totally cool with Mum being gay': Jack Monroe on life as a non-binary parent
In an interview with the Telegraph's Juggling Act podcast, the food writer and activist describes the highs and lows of parenthoodwww.telegraph.co.uk
So Johnny was suspended from school when he was 5 years old and his mum spent 'several years on benefits'
Gò go, Jack, keep on using your boy as a tool to grift. You vile specimen.
It has an “afterbirth oats”quality to itah yes, the jaffa cake mug pudding. yum
This makes more sense, and yet absolutely no sense at all.
Ah the jackception recipesThis makes more sense, and yet absolutely no sense at all.
12 Jaffa cakes 50p Asda. No cooking or clean up required. Suitable for vegetarians.Hmmmm. Orange flavoured jelly, mandarine segments and chocolate custard...