Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

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Jelly Bean said:
Eeuuwww. It appears to be chunks of something floating in a bowl of grease.
Utterly disgusting. I can only imagine how foul it will taste - mouth coated in oil.
I can only hope SB and Daddy are miles away.
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I bet they can smell it from wherever they are.
On the plus side, I'm catching up on a dull bit of admin and this is all HIGHLY ENTERTAINING. Edit: I mean the cable is keeping me amused, not Jack.
 
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Malkiavelli said:
Yep. And same old self obsession, same old pushing of the chronic pain/mental health/addictions narrative, same old pseudo wellness bollocks. It never, ever changes.
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i was looking for something in my old posts recently and I’d made a comparison saying a flurry of engagement for Jack was like when Dracula turned into Gary Oldman for a bit.
These insta posts are giving her the blood she needs. For now.
 
Malkiavelli said:
Yep. And same old self obsession, same old pushing of the chronic pain/mental health/addictions narrative, same old pseudo wellness bollocks. It never, ever changes.
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Agreed, it’s so tiresome. Speaking as a person in recovery, recovery Jack is my least fav Jack, partly bc it reminds me of my early days of sobriety (fear driven “pink cloud” maniacally happy aggressive gratitude alternated with poor-me self pity) but she never seems to move beyond this point? I swear we have seen early recovery AA Jack a few times over and it never seems to stick. Also her manic pixie gratitude grin is sort of terrifying.

ETA - it was Jack’s “I’m one week sober and now I’m the voice of sobriety” phase a couple of years ago that brought me to the dark side after being a fan of hers. After having quietly worked on my recovery for a long time it really grossed me out to see someone do that. When I gently replied on Twitter that they should be careful in early sobriety and maybe lay low for a bit until they had some sobriety under their belt I got a nasty (and hastily deleted) reply ofc.
 
I dont mean to be unkind but if shes is trying to say that anchovies smell sexy ( in their obvious conotations) that normally means infection is causing that smell/ bacterial upset..

Now i dont know about you but i dont like my food smelling like a bacterial infection. Perhaps i am on my own with this, but it definately does not turn me on
 
Silver Linings said:
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I feel seen 🤩🤩🤩

A couple of times I’ve mentioned her smile not reaching her eyes and here we are - a genuine smile !

Hi Jack (one thing I wouldn’t say to her if I saw her on a plane 😳) 👋🏻👋🏻

So glad you’re feeling grateful but between calling your ahem, fans, motherfuckers and talking about horny dreams in relation to a plate of sewer soup, it’s all a bit gauche darling
 
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