Jack Monroe #202 All of my spoons tell stories

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @secretsu and @ThunderClapForCapers for the thread title! Your prize: joint ownership of Jack’s entry to Portrait Artist of the Year. I hear the downstairs loo is a good place to display valuable art.

Recap of last thread:

1. She will not be appearing in this year’s series of Strictly. Jack, you’ve got to stop turning it down.
2. She’s on her holibubs and SB caught her thinking of her next book. Mom has commented, I repeat - mom has commented. Also, her ‘outsides match my insides’. Fabulous.
3. Any gallerists out there? Get a load of this.
4. And this.
5. Waiting with baited breath for the spoons to release their misery memoir.

Spoiler: Housekeeping

Housekeeping





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[Lanie]

thanks poca, also id be worried if my outsides matched my insides. Wouldn't that mean i was inside out or outside in?! Stop being so graphic pet.

 

[BlendedSlop]

Morning! So nice to wake up to a shiny new thread. Saw this and thought of Jack:

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's liking stuff on twitter again, including this, which some poor squig is apparently pleased with. It's Jack's recipe for a 'butter bean and cider cassoulet' FYI.

 

[Lanie]

She's liking stuff on twitter again, including this, which some poor squig is apparently pleased with. It's Jack's recipe for a 'butter bean and cider cassoulet' FYI.

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It looks a bit like solid stew.

 

[Veronicaaa]

It looks a bit like solid stew.

You're very kind. I thought it looked like someone's dog puked on a plate (with added garnish).

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[BlendedSlop]

She's tweeted! THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Unfortunately it's just a repost of yesterday's candid caravan photo.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She's liking stuff on twitter again, including this, which some poor squig is apparently pleased with. It's Jack's recipe for a 'butter bean and cider cassoulet' FYI.

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That just made me double take as we have those plates! Retro plates passed down from Mr NT's nan.

I've posted them on the F&D thread before, so just to confirm, I am not this squig! My cassoulets are not solid.

 

[Suffolkmum]

She's liking stuff on twitter again, including this, which some poor squig is apparently pleased with. It's Jack's recipe for a 'butter bean and cider cassoulet' FYI.

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Morning, that looks like something I usually get to clean up after one of the cats has had what my grandsons call a vom explosion.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Well someone is just going to tit themselves with unbridled glee when they discover the 2p machines in the camp arcade.
Viva Las Clacton.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

It looks a bit like solid stew.

If you can cut your stew with a knife, you've kinda failed at stew... I'm curious to see this recipe now.

 

[BantzMonkey]

Well someone is just going to tit themselves with unbridled glee when they discover the 2p machines in the camp arcade.
Viva Las Clacton.

Maybe being someone who overcomes a gambling addiction will be their next identity...

 

[FrumpyCat]

Maybe being someone who overcomes a gambling addiction will be their next identity...

An exclusive JM article of how she was losing as much as £2.50 a day on the slots.

 

[threeSMEGfridges]

I’m confused as to why the spoon picture was signed Monroe if it was a GCSE piece? Surely she was still using her birth name at that point?

 

[Boyo]

I’m confused as to why the spoon picture was signed Monroe if it was a GCSE piece? Surely she was still using her birth name at that point?

If only it was a GCSE piece. If only.

 

[Hollaaa]

I’m confused as to why the spoon picture was signed Monroe if it was a GCSE piece? Surely she was still using her birth name at that point?

Maybe the caravan *is* actually a TARDIS.

 

[Pocahontas]

I’m confused as to why the spoon picture was signed Monroe if it was a GCSE piece? Surely she was still using her birth name at that point?

I think the joke was that her recently unearthed art was akin to GCSE efforts (although that’s knocking some really good GCSE art ) but it was, in fact, up there with her embroidered soil pocket.

 

[MancBee]

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She is definitely biased. It's an ok photograph, but nothing earth shattering. Anyone can take an ok photograph these days with the type of high end phones Jack owns. The framing is not perfect, the door is cut off in the right hand side, the subject is not ballanced. It's a holiday snap, just like millions of us have on our phones, it really is nothing special.

Oh, and it is definitely not a candid shot, she's posing the hell out of it.

 

[Hollaaa]

Oh, and it is definitely not a candid shot, she's posing the hell out of it.

I think Jack likes using the word candid because it has can in it. And as we all know, words are interchangeable etc.

Spoiler: Fishy eggs