Jack Monroe #20 Cyclone in jeans, rinser of beans, bloody floor, what's the drama for?

[Jelly Bean]

Thanks to @Raker for title (had to be shortened)

Let's hope this thread isn't as sluggish as the last one

This morning segment - https://tattle.life/threads/jack-mo...m-jack-hear-me-roar.6308/page-52#post-1453527

 

[blurstoftimes]

OH damn I just thought of one!

'Pasta's raw, foot still sore, failed engagement number four'

(or is it five )

 

[Bellybutton lint]

@Raker. Great title. xx

 

[NorthernSoul]

There’s always a simple reason!

 

[lipsticktaser]

Just marking my spot whilst I go do some sourdough folds.

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Roll on being back in a studio. She has no clue does she?

 

[chocolate choux]

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Has she ever considered the fact that she’s the one common denominator here?

 

[OhhBacon]

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Insert eye roll emoji here.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

People still not happy about those photos.

 

[Jelly Bean]

'Roll on being back in a studio'.
Yep. That isn't going to happen.

 

[Yel]

 

[MooBelle]

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Does she think she'll be invited back then?!!

 

[blurstoftimes]

She just doesn't get its not just the fact that she is bleeping up the cooking bit consistently. She just doesn't have the natural charm or likeable personality to make people want to watch her. In fact her general presence makes me recoil.

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Just marking my spot whilst I go do some sourdough folds.

I'm doing sourdough today as well. Have to do the rise in the fridge because it is a bit warm out.

 

[NorthernSoul]

Yeah, think she’s onto something here. Why doesn’t JM try the beeb as it’s ad free. Surely nothing would then interfere with her funky presentation style. Oh wait ..............

 

[panda_eyes]

Did they mention that she has a new book out on This Morning?

 

[Pocahontas]

They didn’t go back to see it all nicely plated up...

 

[OhhBacon]

Also the start was actually fine, it was the cooking that was where it went wrong.

 

[MooBelle]

Did they mention that she has a new book out on This Morning?

Briefly. At the beginning

 

[Jelly Bean]

Eamonn's judgy po-faced silence was easily the highlight.
Hilarious.