Jack Monroe #194 She only came back cos we were about to put out an album

[Shawads]

Just had a look at LJC's twitter for the first time in a while, and she seems to have become uber-Tory Ruth Davidson's biggest cheerleader . Little wonder Jon Snow chose to retire really.

Ugh. Maybe her and fack deserve each other then..

 

[L3moning]

Get all of you with your fancy bag owning chat! I simply bury everything I own in a hole in the ground and dig up each thing as I need it.

Ah, the old black metal method. Hopefully with less church burning and murder of bandmates.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I hope she does a chaos soon! Has the mole sauce sauce been added to the coming soon list?

When she gives you an eyeful of a poorly made trifle, that’s a mmmoolllllleee

(I’m not even sorry)

 

[Raker]

A-molé — never not funny, never ever stop Fraus

 

[Vanelope]

My first thread title!
Lads, an honour.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Ah, the old black metal method. Hopefully with less church burning and murder of bandmates.

I like that you specified 'less' and not 'no church burning and murder...'

 

[AprilLudgate]

Hello Fraus und Herren, after some time a year if not more, lurking, I’ve taken the plunge and made an account. Mainly so I can see all the pics/link but also because I realised I read here for all your hilarity and nothing to do with JM. Oh and finally, because I yelled THATS AMOLLLLEEEE in MrMightBecomeMrLudgate’s face last night apropos of nothing.
Anyway, that’s for lols in what has been a hell of a 12months, and apols if I’ve done this wrong

 

[AprilLudgate]

Hello Fraus und Herren, after some time a year if not more, lurking, I’ve taken the plunge and made an account. Mainly so I can see all the pics/link but also because I realised I read here for all your hilarity and nothing to do with JM. Oh and finally, because I yelled THATS AMOLLLLEEEE in MrMightBecomeMrLudgate’s face last night apropos of nothing.
Anyway, that’s for lols in what has been a hell of a 12months, and apols if I’ve done this wrong

*thanks

 

[hollowhusk]

I choked on my coffee reading the Guardian this morning Nick Cave’s first photobook, Melancholy: The Little Book of Lost Gloves, I cannot believe he reads here, love you Nick.

Sorry if this is old news, not completely up to speed on recent threads.

I just came on here to post that link too!

 

[NP]

Hello Fraus und Herren, after some time a year if not more, lurking, I’ve taken the plunge and made an account. Mainly so I can see all the pics/link but also because I realised I read here for all your hilarity and nothing to do with JM. Oh and finally, because I yelled THATS AMOLLLLEEEE in MrMightBecomeMrLudgate’s face last night apropos of nothing.
Anyway, that’s for lols in what has been a hell of a 12months, and apols if I’ve done this wrong

Love your username.

Feel free to share your smol pixie origin story. What tipped you over the edge and brought you to the cabal? Was it the grated corned beef?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Hello Fraus und Herren, after some time a year if not more, lurking, I’ve taken the plunge and made an account. Mainly so I can see all the pics/link but also because I realised I read here for all your hilarity and nothing to do with JM. Oh and finally, because I yelled THATS AMOLLLLEEEE in MrMightBecomeMrLudgate’s face last night apropos of nothing.
Anyway, that’s for lols in what has been a hell of a 12months, and apols if I’ve done this wrong

Sup, always fun to see new people turn up and find out what finally pushed them over the edge!

Excellent username also.

 

[PortiaControl]

Hello Fraus und Herren, after some time a year if not more, lurking, I’ve taken the plunge and made an account. Mainly so I can see all the pics/link but also because I realised I read here for all your hilarity and nothing to do with JM. Oh and finally, because I yelled THATS AMOLLLLEEEE in MrMightBecomeMrLudgate’s face last night apropos of nothing.
Anyway, that’s for lols in what has been a hell of a 12months, and apols if I’ve done this wrong

Welcome!

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I choked on my coffee reading the Guardian this morning Nick Cave’s first photobook, Melancholy: The Little Book of Lost Gloves, I cannot believe he reads here, love you Nick.

Sorry if this is old news, not completely up to speed on recent threads.

We've had 'workmen' in at work (i use the scare quotes because the amount of money the boss is gonna have to spend to fix what they did is higher than what he paid them) and they've left loads of lonely gloves laying round and honest to god it actually depresses me because of this thread

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

When dear LJC loves to lick Tory arse
And Jack's tweets are still so sparse
That's a (still MIA) molee

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Lovelies, have we ever had Cycling Jack…

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I clicked.

 

[Emmapism]

So who does Jack know at this magazine?

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Lmao positive LGBT role model. She's the closest anyone or anything has ever got to making me wish I was straight.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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I clicked.

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One like so far .... from the account they're quote tweeting.

 

[Shawads]

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I clicked.

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