Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

[Eurgh]

Why are you wearing AirPods??? Make it make sense.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Has anyone else heard of the Black Eyed Kids urban legend? Well now I’m terrified Jack is going to turn up on my doorstep in the middle of the night.

 

[Emmapism]

Oh god the badly photoshopped eyeball has returned

I caaaaaaan't

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Emmapism]

Imagine hating yourself that much

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

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It’s like the worlds weirdest spot the difference

 

[Flash123]

At least her stalkers won’t recognise her in real life if she carries on with that amount of editing!

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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If I had a £1 for everytime Jack has looked me in the eye I'd have 50p

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I’m feeling very disturbed by these pictures.

 

[Debarkle]

Why are you wearing AirPods??? Make it make sense.

I think you can take a picture on an iPhone with them? So Jack won’t have to use a timer (or tongue).

 

[bowiethesdmn]

God this is all getting a bit uncanny valley

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Imagine hating yourself that much

That’s actually very true - and very sad.

 

[Candytuft]

Has anyone else heard of the Black Eyed Kids urban legend? Well now I’m terrified Jack is going to turn up on my doorstep in the middle of the night.

Ha ! I was listening to a podcast about them last night. Seriously creepy, not as weird as Jack though who if she passed into the annals of urban legend would be dismissed as just too unbelievable. The wildest conspiracy theorists would shake their heads and carry on stalking the reptiles at Bilderberg.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Its not just dark Willow! The eyes also remind me of this...

Spoiler: Creepy gif

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

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It's like spot the difference...oh, I can't cos I have something in my eye. bleeping hell, what a knob

 

[PoorPatrol]

Finally, Jack’s got her own Amazon Prime series!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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I know I feel uncomfortable

 

[Powershower]

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WE ALL KNOW! EVERYONE KNOWS

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Jack, you’ve still fucked up your eye - just on the other side now.

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She wanted us to complete the puzzle

 

[kachoochoo]

christ, I really hope she's done that just to mess with us.

because otherwise that means she's spent an entire day thinking about editing that picture, only to move a rogue black spot from one side to the other and that ain't right