Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

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DisgruntledGoat said:
I don’t get why she’d be working in a crappy provincial nightclub while at the same time working a 24/7 shift rota in a £27k job with the fire service? Wiki says fire service was 2007-11 (below) so the entire time she was also doing club shifts?

How was it financially necessary? But also how did she fit it in, because every emergency shift worker I know works on patterns which mean they’re never available weekly, you know? I can only assume she was an extremely casual cash-in-hand for nights when they were truly desperate. That, or *deploy Jimmy Nail*

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They played this at the end of the night at the club in our town and I’m the same age as jack 🔺 they played New York New York and immediately followed by “in the jungle”

if you didn’t get to the kebab shop by in the jungle you’d have to queue for ages for cheesey chips.

so she could be telling the truth but I hate to consider it. #newyorknewyorktruther
 
colouredlines said:
Imagine Bullied Celebs Anonymous. Raheem Stirling is talking about racist abuse. Tom Hanks says there are conspiracy theorists making 3-hour Youtube videos saying that he is running a child trafficking ring. Benedict Cumberbatch talks about all the absolute maniacs who have accused his wife of entrapping him, faking pregnancies, and all kinds of mad tit.

Jack Monroe: "THEY SAID MY FOOD LOOKS LIKE SLOP." 🤷🏼‍♀️
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THEY COUNTED HOW MANY SIDEBOARDS I OWN.
 
I’ve had a skim, a mini grunk if you will. I’ve also had a Friday night wine (sorry Jack!) and no. Just no. She’s still saying we are haters? Really? She’s BEEN here. I re-read it only last night. What a bleh. What a meh. She got such good, excellent advice from you all despite the fact she doxxed @Nonnymouse and @BeautifulTrauma by using their real names and being an all round petulant arse. I just cannot compute. The worst part of reading her being here is that you kind of actually...just want her to leave? Jack no. I came because you’re ugh. I stayed because everyone else is BLOODY LOVELY.
 
This clarion call for “fellow” recovery folk has more than a whiff of “please contact me if you are poor and deprived - it’s for my new book and I will pay you.” , about it. Is she running short of material?

Also, I second the idea of the resulting WhatsApp group being a wankfest of truly wretched, self centred people all cosplaying how awful it is to not be able to escape the hell of being rich and famous with a bottle of wine of an evening.
 
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