Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

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Congratulations to @bowiethesdmn for the words and @Falkor the luck dragon for the thread title! 🎉 Your prize: a jar of pickles from Jack’s Polish supermarket haul and a slice of peach drizzle (you’ll need something to wash it down with).

Recap of last thread

  1. ‘Cor people are really judgy about the no-shampoo thing aren’t they?!’
  2. She wanged on about her no-poo hair, scritching, ‘ooh ooh hot’ flannels and dirty body puffs for a literal night.
  3. After Hair Care Jack, we had Polish Jack. Znakomity!
  4. She made her new Polish herbal tea in a cafetiere cos #maverick
  5. We finally saw an Emin (well, a corner of it). Is it THE Emin?
  6. She shrieked with delight at a badge.
  7. Life’s a peach ... drizzle. The Man from Del Monte say: ‘Moist’.
  8. Brunch, brunch baby.
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Why are the mushrooms and asparagus just tossed on top of the eggs? Why does it not look like it’s cooked properly? Why does Jack consistently make such disgusting food? Make it make sense etc etc.
Oh yeah, she’s definitely at Brexit Tin Thief Louisa’s I reckon. But at least she hasn’t subjected her (and us) to her Easter anchoiade eggs yet.🤮🤮🤮
 
Ooh, I think this may be my first involvement in a Jack thread title, thank you!

I am actually making a lemon drizzle cake at the moment and crossing my fingers it turns out okay because I've had one of those mornings where everybody wanted to stop and chat as we were all on our livestock rounds in the village, then I had to do a 15-mile round trip to the nearest shop for lemons and eggs, and then realised when I got back that there's a Tesco delivery coming between 2 and 4 and I have to take this cake 17 miles to the small harbour where my husband and my business partner are currently stripping a roof on a cottage we're renovating together. I threw it together so fast that I managed to get cake batter all over the walls when I lifted the electric hand mixer out before it had stopped properly! The bowl scrapings tasted okay, so fingers crossed...
 
kachoochoo said:
why does everything always have to go in one pan, so it all goes brown? it's so sad

I mean, you could put the mushrooms (fancy mushrooms at that) on a nice piece of toast, with a poached or boiled egg for asparagus dipping.

but she SHAN'T

I also think she's at the brexit tin thief's place
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I really, REALLY hope that LJC hasn't caved to the constant moaning about the rent and how she LEFT and let the smol pixie move in.
It would explain the 'Happy Place' bollocks. Will be most happy if I'm proved wrong!
 
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