Jack Monroe #17 The shed is dead, shaved her head, on the beg for a left-hand Smeg

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So she looks very pretty. I swear she was going to say her Pjs were gifted but apparently £12 from Tesco.
Are those air pods or can you get knock off ones in the same style?
Her friend suggested she had poor impulse control which JM denied rather than just admit.
Nims seems upset.

That's what I gathered in 2 mins. Didn't want to watch anymore. The last live I watched was between Elizabeth Banks and Sarah Paulson and that was amazingggggg.
 
PennyLoafer said:
She claims that no-one liked her chicken porridge because she looks "like she slept in a bin" but when "super gorgeous, authoritative Ottolenghi" did it, everyone was on board.

There's a lot of weird, hysterical cackling. Talking about being a "ruin" and a "chaos of a human being".

She's referred to being in the Lake District with her ex. Louisa?

She has seven slow cookers. In defence of her three freezers, she says she runs a "semi-professional kitchen" and that if she didn't freeze stuff, it would go in the bin. Whatever happened to ostentatiously helping the homeless, Jack?

Steam train full of ghosts and fire has just made a reappearance. Vix pointed out that people know when she's down because she hasn't posted any photos of food. Manic laughing, pass-agg jibe at Vix.

She's talked about shaving her hair off. Referred to herself on DKL as looking like a 'baby Nigella'. Called Andi Oliver "sassy" :mad:

Apparently people in Southend "gawped" at her in the street because of her buzzcut.

Jack: Everybody I love leaves me in the end. Even the cat.
Vix: Keep it light, it's 7.30!

She reckons she'd "get a good whack" for her nightclub shot-serving photos.

She thinks it's difficult for people to put themselves in her shoes, given that she "grew up" in the public eye.

She's blaming ADHD for all her changing allegiances and dropped causes.
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I’m just catching up, but Jesus I’m exhausted reading that. Is this just the introductory first 5 minutes?

im going back in. You’re a brave woman @PennyLoafer - remarkable stamina 😉
 
Talking about wearing a cheapo Christmas fancy dress costume in the Groucho and how the photos were safe because "what happens in the Groucho stays in the Groucho".

Now screaming about Miguel Barclay. It's interesting - Vix is apparently her bezzie but she's also getting in a few jabs e.g. "so much excitement for such a minor chef" (or words to that effect), making noises about Jack's "poor impulse control".

This is perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever watched. So unfunny, so charmless, so pointless. It's just Jack banging on endlessly about herself - and her legs?! - and showing no interest whatsoever in other people. Oh but wait! She says the reason it's been so nice is because she hasn't had to ask other people questions BECAUSE AUTISM.

Oh my god. As she signed off, did she really say "journalists writing about my labia"?
 
Breakdance Badass said:
Oh no, Superfan Nims has said she hopes JM hasn’t forgotten her? That’s sad 😢
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This is the tit that pisses me off. Nims seems very sweet and dedicated to JM and bloody hell is JM forgets Nim then she should be really ashamed of herself. For the record, Nims shaved her head for charity.

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Oh my god. As she signed off, did she really say "journalists writing about my labia"?
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I'll get the gin out Penns.
 
PennyLoafer said:
Talking about wearing a cheapo Christmas fancy dress costume in the Groucho and how the photos were safe because "what happens in the Groucho stays in the Groucho".

Now screaming about Miguel Barclay. It's interesting - Vix is apparently her bezzie but she's also getting in a few jabs e.g. "so much excitement for such a minor chef" (or words to that effect), making noises about Jack's "poor impulse control".

This is perhaps the weirdest thing I've ever watched. So unfunny, so charmless, so pointless. It's just Jack banging on endlessly about herself - and her legs?! - and showing no interest whatsoever in other people. Oh but wait! She says the reason it's been so nice is because she hasn't had to ask other people questions BECAUSE AUTISM.

Oh my god. As she signed off, did she really say "journalists writing about my labia"?
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She said “People writing things about my labia, I’ve put it out there and I don’t care”
 
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