Jack Monroe #157 Every time Jack lies, a Tattler is born

[Vanelope]

 

[FrumpyCat]

A joke between friends... .oh duck offfff. Right there is her problem. Twitter followers are not your friends!

which friend was the joke between? I think she she was responding to the scammer with nasty necklace.

 

[Bombastic]

well Jack we are all jokers here

 

[Pixieboots]

I don't think I've ever experienced such pure schadenfreude.

 

[sarahjay]

It’s been deleted

 

[Emmapism]

Oh it was JOKE FRAUD? Oh never mind then. Guys guys stand down it was just joke fraud. Phew! False alarm.

That could have been embarassing couldn't it?

 

[sioc]

It's just so funny to imagine her being cross examined "so were you lying then or are you lying now?"

Looks like she's gone with lying joking then.

Let's see how that works out for her.

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(Honestly she probably was lying then tbh, she set up a card for a kid and thought the spending limit thing would sound just oh so wacky and maverick if she claimed to have one herself. If for no other reason than setting up a paid app designed for children is just bonkers compared to say a revolut or Monzo account)

 

[FeelingPrawny]

My nephew has one of these.
I made the attached. No explanation necessary for the canal I don't think.

I suppose it's always useful for when you're a few quid short at the end of the month... maverick idea, how much are tooth fairies paying these days? Jack... Jack... I've got a proposition for you.

 

[Tabitha D]

Just leave it now, Jack. Thought you had a great gorgeous hunk of a manuscript to finish?
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A 10-year-old does not have legal capacity to give consent/permission.
But that’s irrelevant, because the GoHenry T’s & C’s state very clearly that their cards may ONLY be used by a child. Jack breached those terms, by her own admission, which entities GoHenry to terminate the account.

 

[Flivver]

Blimey! Thought this was winding down.
I’m going to make myself several slow cookers of tea to keep me awake as the chaos ensues!

Don’t put any eggs in the tea though

 

[LennyBriscoe]

You know your problem?
You blurt it all out.
You know your problem?
You blurt it all out.

Jennifer, Alison, Philippa Sue
You telephoned the CPS too

 

[Bombastic]

Don't want to upset anyone but deadline is looming - 1h15

 

[PunkyMonkey]

Oh dear lord, the "banter" defence, I can't even...

 

[Scarletfever]

She's in a real bleeping bind here because we know she never actually used the gohenry card for her shopping.

That was simply a maverick brain fart aka a lie.

She has to keep deleting the tweets as she can't keep up with her own bs.

This is glorious.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

which friend was the joke between? I think she she was responding to the scammer with nasty necklace.

She was replying the the squig and go henry. The "friend" was the Instagram account person (yes, with the nasty necklace).

 

[Emmapism]

Seriously though isnt it fascinating watching her cycle through ways for her to be right and for everyone else to be wrong right in front of our eyes and then dismiss each one?

Its like being at a really weird zoo or something.

 

[Bombastic]

She was replying the the squig and go henry. The "friend" was the Instagram account person (yes, with the nasty necklace).

Let's call a spade a spade - it was Sarah Akwisombe, the milli scammer

 

[Vanelope]

Now we reach stage 7 of the tantrum - delete lies and never mention the thing again.
Until next chaos

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I haven’t seen any messages of support this evening...

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Let's call a spade a spade - it was Sarah Akwisombe, the milli scammer

I'm not familiar with her. Couldn't even remember her name