Jack Monroe #154 The book has furloughed itself

[Grizzlybear]

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Had we seen the pondwater stock reaction already?

Oh my Christ. As I’d she isn’t getting the tins of posh stock from Ocado, you POOR BASTARDS

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Who is working on their book on the last day. Fucks sake it’s not bleeping homework.
I’m trying to teach secondary aged child not to get into that habit and doing stuff earlier to give time for DISASTERS.

 

[MancBee]

Pick a spot, smear deep heat and all sorts in to it,

That's what it looks like to me too. I was putting Deep Heat on a sore arm and like a fool rubbed an itch on my face. It looked just like her face last night, red and blotchy and was burning hot. Splashing with cold water would have cooled it down, not adding further creams and potions (if that's what she did)

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'm proper invested in why she is up taaaahn. What is so important that it needs commuting and face to face?

 

[waffle maker]

I'm proper invested in why she is up taaaahn. What is so important that it needs commuting and face to face?

Royal family deathbed visit?

 

[Lanie]

Either is made up or she's actually so behind the stress has brought her out in hives which she has made worse by rubbing unsuitable ointments all over her face.

 

[Boyo]

Royal family deathbed visit?

Maybe that’s what the rash is - she got medal polish on her cheek?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Royal family deathbed visit?

Phillip just can't die until he knows her granola recipe

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Phillip just can't die until he knows her granola recipe

If he gets that recipe before us!!!!!!

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Groundhog Jack is it? I've never known anyone get so much for doing so little. Grifter Extraordinaire.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Phillip just can't die until he knows her granola recipe

He’s actually waiting for the vegan pork crackling, so he’ll be living until 157 at least.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

I hope it's the final showdown from her publishers. No book today? GTFO Jack!

What do you mean you don't believe me?? But, but, but...I....TOLD TWITTER, so it must be true!!

The repercussions of crying wolf once too often.

Hopefully.

 

[Emmapism]

I'm proper invested in why she is up taaaahn. What is so important that it needs commuting and face to face?

Maybe another webisode? Knowing Jack it will definitely be a justified and worthwhile journey.

 

[SoulRebel]

Could the rash be this?

Report of Allergic Reaction After Application of Botulinum Toxin

Abstract. Botulinum toxin is a widely used treatment with satisfactory results, and it is relatively safe in the doses used for cosmetic procedures. The au

academic.oup.com

 

[FrumpyCat]

If her publisher lets her go we'll never hear the end of how they discriminated against her because of her ilnesses etc.

Didn't Jack once claim she lost her first publishing deal because she came out as transgender? Nothing to do with disappointing books sales.

This led to the kick starter farce.

 

[Pocahontas]

We need to keep our eyes peeled for the inevitable Southend paparazzi photos of her sheepishly scuttling towards the train station, head covered with Burberry scarf like a modern-day Bridget Bardot. The headline to read:

School Lunch Hero, Patient Zero boards Train to London.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Shall I bother with the granola then?

No it’ll scratch the inside of your mouth and make it ouchy

 

[FridayFunDay]

Finally caught up... still a twit. All is well.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

She's ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!

 

[Scoopy79]

Could the rash be this?

Report of Allergic Reaction After Application of Botulinum Toxin

Abstract. Botulinum toxin is a widely used treatment with satisfactory results, and it is relatively safe in the doses used for cosmetic procedures. The au

academic.oup.com

Could this be why she makes salad bag botulism pesto?