The hospital my mum worked in 30+ years ago used to call the dining room for senior doctors the consultants' mess. It was wood panelled, full of smoke and women weren't allowed in. Thankfully it's now been turned into flats and the NHS becomes a less hierarchical place year on year.
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That could explain the brown... but why are they all so foamy when she's cooking them? They look like swamps
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(Maybe she's cross contaminated them with that coal tar soap?
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Oh god. I found a letter the other day reminding people about parent teacher night dated 1996
This is what SB will face in 25years time, poor kid.
@heretoreaditall2019 Sorry, did my crap data protection make your eye twitch?!I’ll stop trying to make people purchase a password book, I promise. I sound like Jackie but I’m not sure I would remember a password for an app. However, unlike her, I will take advice from a someone more knowledgeable than me and get an app. I could shred the book and put it in a pesto bag salad, add a bit of crunch.
I know what happened. Jack used her amazing triangulation and hacking skills to delete it all, but the LM social media came back from furlough and added it back.
What are the odds on Jack posting a selfie tomorrow with no burned scalp or missing hair? You’ve shown us your underwear whilst lounging on sideboards, you’ve shown us your shimmery eye, you’ve shown us so much.... but not this?
The sight of the overcooked carrot and celery in the soup makes me think of a sweaty old bin bag!
She does, she has a triple one
It is the Mediterranean arse conundrum all over again. How did she get simultaneously stuck under a train but still able to hoist herself out without being turned into Flat Stanley?How do you kneel down to light the oven, but your head is over the top of the hob. I just can't work out the physicality of it. If your head is over the hob, how can you see the oven controls, or be kneeling down? Also if her head was near enough to the flame to catch fire, it would be almost touching the hob top. I am just trying to imagine how contorted her body was such that her hair caught fire while turning on an oven.
Another catastrophe befalls her. She is the most unluckiest person I have ever heard of, so many accidents and incidents.
Also she now is "not exactly short of the thatched roof", when only a while back it was falling out in clumps leaving bald patches. (@colouredlines got there first with that one)
Just a wee heads up but a lot of fake fur from High street retailers has been found to actually be real fur, usually from rabbits, cats and dogs. Especially if made in China where it is cheaper to rear an animal in a cage than make synthetic fur. Hats with furry poms poms, gloves with fur cuffs and coats with fur lined hoods are frequent culprits. Most samples have to be lab tested as it is very difficult sometimes to tell the difference and people don't expect real fur products to be cheap. If in doubt avoid all fur products even if they are labelled as synthetic. Some labels claim fake fur yet lab tests show otherwise, so even the retailer can be lying or unknowingly sell the real thing because the supplier has lied. Fur farming is horrifically cruel. I do not reccomend googling as it will haunt you, just know that if you love animals, it is not something you want to contribute to.
me to anyone who knows me but as a teenager old enough to know better I once set my hair on fire with a candle. It was entirely my own stupidity, but it was terrifying. My hair was in a long side ponytail and I lost a big chunk of hair (Part was still on my head post fire and so singed we had to cut round it) but it still didn’t make my scalp red and flaky, I had a small burn on my neck where I’d hit my hand on my hair to put it out.
Just wanted to say I am so sorry for what you went through, gentle hugs.
