Jack Monroe #147 We honestly didn’t expect the backlash

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Welcome to thread 147 🎉 named by @TheDragonWithAFlagon who thriftily decanted the words of the PR dept at Linda McCartney (RIP) and with an amazing 119 votes!
Your prize is an extension on your book submission deadline (again).

In our last thread-

1 The canal still love a tune. Write some prose, there’s nothing to it- vogue
2 @SweetTransvestite lost it and cockified a squiggle
3 Jack ruined four different foodstuffs at once for a client - who manufactures prunes and pineapple
4 She’s written 3000 words of fury for a parliamentary magazine education special. Hope she remembered the fronted adverbials!
5 Lest we forget...we will remember her and her bum
6 Pantaloons? On a filly?
7 what the hell has she done to her rented kitchen NOW? Covered it in pics...of herself
8 Viggles gonna viggle just as salt is salt and beans are beans
Most importantly, we learned how to jizz up tinned chicken by bunging it into a curry with jam. Or Hot Buttered toast with prune bread, best eaten near the loo.
 
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The viggles after rising up against Linda McCartney
 

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 excellent recap Hotes!! Genuinely laughing out loud here (sorry, again neighbours). “my bum hurts.” makes me HOOT every time, how to “jizz up tinned chicken” 🤣 and “cockifying a squiggle - I love being in a world where these words and phrases all make perfect sense!

And 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 @TheDragonWithAFlagon and Linda McCartney PR - perfect thread title! The DWAF and LMC have to be the unexpected cheeky little duo of the month!
 
She’s off again claiming she has do “hecking”everything.

Given that Coops woke her up 17 hours early, I feel that today is going to be a long day.

Oh, and Jack, some people in the U.K. have had snow for weeks *grumbles unhappily into flask of coffee that has been in the slow cooker for days*.

ETA There is a cinnamon, star anise, prune and vanilla bun on IG stories.

I am leaving it to the tech savvy frauen to ss.

Thinking the bakeoff comments may have got to her slightly.

🤔
 
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Into_the_tunnel said:
She’s off again claiming she has do “hecking”everything.

Given that Coops woke her up 17 hours early, I feel that today is going to be a long day.

Oh, and Jack, some people in the U.K. have had snow for weeks *grumbles unhappily into flask of coffee that has been in the slow cooker for days*.

ETA There is a cinnamon, star anise, prune and vanilla bun on IG stories.

I am leaving it to the tech savvy frauen to ss.

Thinking the bakeoff comments may have got to her slightly.

🤔
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Into_the_tunnel said:
I know this is squiggle’s doing but why are sleep and rest in inverted commas?

Am I missing something? Is squiggle not actually sleeping?
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here's squig's full tweet and additional

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I'm sure they have some sort of point wrt how exhausting it is just to get through every day atm or something. i don't know, it's too early! 😴

it's just a bit galling to see it being co-opted by the queen of the dino nap
 
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