Jack Monroe #137 NarcLife by Bootstrap Crook

[PoorPatrol]

“Lunch & Learn”
Soz huns, would rather be hungry and ignorant than listen to her bullsheet

Or just cry like my kids “we don’t want to learn, why can’t we just have lunch!!” at about 9:30

 

[MooBelle]

I love that idea. When she died among my great aunts’ possessions was a small statuette with “from the grateful people of Tonga” engraved on it. To this day no one knows why (). I feel Jack should have a vegan sausage with “from the angry people of Nauru” carved into it.

ooooh, that would really intrigue me!!! I'd have to investigate!

 

[jenny2603]

It's here https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-133-neither-a-celebrity-or-a-chef.13766/page-26#post-3524472

Having inspected the thoroughly foul image again, I am now of the view that the cat poo is not Linda bangers but Linda veggie meatballs.

 

[Mitzymooface]

Having inspected the thoroughly foul image again, I am now of the view that the cat poo is not Linda bangers but Linda veggie meatballs.

If the sausage slurry is recipe 2 what was the first one?

 

[PoorPatrol]

If the sausage slurry is recipe 2 what was the first one?

Pastitsio, obvs

 

[jenny2603]

If the sausage slurry is recipe 2 what was the first one?

Jack made her debut with Vegan Pastitsio which reminded me a little of a wasps nest.

 

[Lanie]

I bet she was pleased to get an MBE even if it was by mistake.

 

[Eurgh]

I bet she was pleased to get an MBE even if it was by mistake.

She can wear it for the Queen’s speech at Christmas this year.

 

[jenny2603]

I am loving Jacks top tip for Veganuary being about kindness and compassion only to besieged by angry vegans demanding her head.

 

[BantzMonkey]

No

I thought they might be the LM 'meatballs'.

No, just sausages she has mauled and rolled into balls with her grubby hands.

 

[Switchstreetz]

And, emotional labourer? What is one of those?

A builder but they're crying and howling and clawing at the floor in bursts between putting up the scaffolding


the nerve of her, how does she think full time working, actual single mothers are managing? Does she think she's the only woman in the country currently having to cook, clean and use a washing machine?

And from the sounds of it this kid is entertaining himself and even bringing her food and taking care of her!

 

[MooBelle]

I bet she was pleased to get an MBE even if it was by mistake.

She certainly didn't rush to correct them

 

[Silver Linings]

Stfu, Jack.

 

[Lanie]

Imagine pissing off the very people have been selected to cook for.

What's your job, I'm a vegan influencer,

What's your speciality?

Questionable sausages.

 

[HarderFaster]

You’re from Essex, you raging penis.

 

[Switchstreetz]

A vegan insta account with 27.7k followers has posted this on the Linda McCartney butter sausages recipe.

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Go on vegan supersquiggle!!!

I can't believe how many uprisings we've had this month

 

[MooBelle]

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Stfu, Jack.

Who does this? Seriously, who the duck does this? No one does this, why does she make up such lies? Why?
Seriously? What actual adult hugs the telly? bleeping idiot.
Do you know who does this? Toddlers. Like when teletubbies started there was an urban myth going around that toddlers were being crushed by toppling TVs because they hugged the tellies when they said 'Big Hugs'

Ugh, I'm opening wine..

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[LennyBriscoe]

"What are the dumplings made of?" has killed me.

Thoughts and prayers to whoever is on shift doing the LMc socials today. It's going to be a long shift.

They’ll be reaching out to their comrades at LNER

 

[PoorPatrol]

You’re from Essex, you raging penis.

She’s got a drawer full of those