“Selfies are not allowed”. Sure, Jack, just like your “catnapping” picture...
Brilliant, Lanie! I can picture it.If she keeps going with rise fillers SB will have Jackie Stallone for a mother.
I’m just away back to work after lunch (I’ve been lol-ing, you guys are the best) but again I’m breaching my own rule about talking about her appearance, but....it crossed the mind of this old detective that maybe she’s had a wee boob job too. In the pic last week in the grey hoodie and the one of her doing a weird staring thing at Dr Rupy she looked a bit bigger to me.
I 100% think what people do aesthetically is hee haw to do with me but again, it’s this ‘I’m so poor’ bollocks she spins that invites people to speculate what she’s spending her money on to make her so poor
That somebody else has taken ... hmm.
It's just so lazy! I could do a better job and I'm #notachef. She will have a contract that specifies X number of recipes by these dates which use these products from the LM line with X number of photos. The first thing I'd do upon receiving the contract is write down the recipes. You are not reinventing the wheel here. It's just a way to showcase what you can do with veggie sausages or veggie mince or a veggie burger. Guess what, you can use a veggie burger to make a really nice burger! Come up with a good slaw or salsa to go on the side. Or use the sausages in something a little more inventive than sausage and mash. Maybe a vegan toad in the hole or a tofu scramble with sausage pieces or a potato hash with sausages.So the curry recipe still looks like this:
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I'm going to guess that this collaboration was not dreamed up on the 1st of January. In fact, I know it wasn't, because she was tweeting nonsense about the pastitsio in December. Nevertheless, she's left it to the last minute, hasn't finished, and has made excuses.
So Linda McCartney have spent god knows how much for tit recipes, a slapdash job that she hasn't bothered finishing because she's too busy, work that has not been proofread and is riddled with errors (bechemal, mozarella, pasta/passata, chickpeas)...and to top it all they've enraged their key audience of angry vegans.
Money well spent!
Where is this about her internet date?* Jack's internet date "she didn't look like her photos, and with the glasses she had on, she had a touch of rose west about her"
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Even by her standards, this is pathetic.
To be fair it’s probably also sentient. Jack wouldn’t bother buying a bog standard one.Who the duck is in her bedroom that's over six foot tall?
Apart from the tripod, that is.
Her bed is massive!!
Looks like he's trying on fart on your head though..
Her bed is massive!!