Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

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So. Peter C isn’t real, his other account is a Porsche.

Why would you speak to someone privately by email, in a supposedly measured and polite way, only to then take screenshots of it and mug them off publicly. It doesn’t make any sense at all. She says she won’t ever post screenshots of alleged abuse and death threats, but is quite happy to share these inane ramblings of a fictitious old git? Yeah it adds up about as much as the poverty timeline.
 
To be honest I reckon the apple hasn’t fallen that far from the tree and the family think it’s ok or fair enough for her to bend the truth a bit coz she’s doing some good. Especially all the Jesus stuff, probably goes down well in the church that they have a child feeding the poor, tirelessly.

Where was the executive apartment with 3 showers? Shenfield?
 
Me too. The best local roll shop* in South Glasgow favours a "Linda Link" for their fine veggie offerings so that's good enough for me.

*This is not a sponsored post but a sincere desire to let Weegie fraus know that Good Times Roll on Copland Rd is the best and defend Linda Links.
Agree the rolls are great but are you aware that the owner of the shop has her own (smol) Tattle thread? (Forever yours Betty)
 
Neither of my parents earned anything like what Jack's parents did and we weren't poor growing up. We certainly weren't well off but we were fed, had clean clothes, the odd package holiday and my parents were homeowners. The area we lived in for most of my childhood was economically mixed but overall mainly middle class- to a small number of proper rich people so you'd occasionally feel like a bleeping peasant in comparison but like I say we were not poor by any stretch of the imagination. I'd say we started off working class and eventually scraped lower MC. It's well after I left home that my parents started making anything comparable to Jack's parents and even then I think they'd still fall a bit short.

We did have a couple of our very own The Poverty incidents when my dad was made redundant and things were briefly pretty miserable materially - no treats, everything basic, parents going mental about lights getting left on but at no point did anyone miss a meal. Granted it was a basic witch of a Kwik Save meal you got and with hindsight that time my mum tried to convince me that "loads of people" use dry own brand Weetabix instead of bread when they run out was probably a bit of brief povvo improv but no one starved. Sorry but there is no bleeping way Jack's parents skipped meals- I suspect they occasionally wanted a bit of time to sit down and eat together without looking at that whining shitshow across the table.
Are you my brother or sister? You've just described my childhood to a T! ❤
 
Strange that both Peter and Jack use the unusual grammatical quirk of a comma before 'but'. Ho hum.

Yes!!! I was really hoping they’d be someone here with an eye for that kind of detail. Thank you very gentleman much relish!
It’s clear this Peter C Squiggle is her anyway though isn’t it. It’s SO her style to shoehorn in something like this. Especially when people are (rightfully) admiring how well Roadside Mum is dealing with things.

That reminds me, (sorry, I have been BUSY today and now clearly have too much to say!), isn’t it a bit “off” of Jack to joke about the pitiful school meal provisions in her tweet to RM? Luckliy these meals will improve (no thanks to Jack) but it’s still a very recent, and tit reality for a lot of people.

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This is just Jack living out her fantasy of verbally owning someone in a debate, after the Starmer & Corbyn twitter factions both called her out and she was left scrambling with such come backs as "actually it's a FOUR bed detached property in the posh part of Southend that my dad the landlord owns, not five!"

And

"I called him a comrade THEN but I'm anti...whatever you're mad about...*checks her highlighted notes* anti-racism NOW."

Remember when she embarrassed herself against Edwina Currie and wrote a 6 page letter about how totally unbothered she was? 😂😂
 
I’ve been lurking for a long time but recently I just can’t cope.
My mum died almost two years ago from pneumonia/ Alzheimer’s. My dad cared for her at home with little support. Where was Jack then, ‘standing up for the little folk’?!? Carers / support staff have been disregard since March. But that doesn’t generate headlines so she doesn’t give a tit.

Apologies, it’s my birthday, I’ve had wine, and I miss my mum, so I may be overly emotional. I will now head back into lurckerville where I belong.

Absolutely duck off
 
Starsanddaggers said:
I watched it to see the "furious attack"
It was just Jack nasally talking like a manic rabbit. She looked knackered. She never even said "liar".
She just said disingenuous because she's FANCY.

Can't believe she missed this prime opportunity to use the word 'mendacious' actually correctly. She must be fewmin.

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Also, I love how this headline accidentally accuses the BBC of branding Boris a liar. Dangling participle, anyone?

Has she actually done a 'bae caught me sleeping' pic without a trace of irony? What a time to be alive so tired.

Why does she always have LOTS of messages supporting everything she thinks? Why do I only get bs from Russian spammers? Vlad?
 
What a pompous prat Jack is.
I'm in the school of thought that this 'Peter' is very suspicious :unsure: Over use of '!!!' for a start.
Her new personna of saintly restrained Christian praying for people is gruesome. And scuttling back to Twitter again with more showing off about how her oh so cleverly worded stinging reposts are really hitting the recipients hard. They simply weren't expecting benevolent Jack! She really showed them up! (Not that they exist obv).
If you had an inbox full of 100s of messages - a lot of them VERY IMPORTANT why would you bother with randoms like 'Peter'?

Jack really would have benefitted from someone saying to her in her formative years - 'Jack. Stop showing off'. Actually still someone should say that to her on a regular basis.

(ETA @Tomato223 hope you are OK. Jack makes so many people here frustrated and sad. My mum died recently and it can be so overwhelmingly sad and horrible :cry:
Happy Birthday BTW).
 
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