Jack Monroe #132 Leader of the Slopposition

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No money for butter but £15 on pseudo-deep conversation cards:
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Here’s an idea, Jackie: seek actual, meaningful help for your Twitter addiction and your personality disorder(s). Use your ADHD medicine properly and set a household routine. Stop weaponising your son as a tool for sympathy by painting him as some chirpy Dickensian urchin when he’s a young man who needs privacy. Then you will have plenty of time and headspace to talk to him without the help of cue cards.
 
Emmapism said:
How could someone who just last month wrote two huge pieces for the Express and signed partnership deals with Del Monte and Linda McCartney not make her rent?
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Cos instead of thinking I need to pay my rent with some of this money and then I can treat myself with whatever is left over, she goes 'ohh look at (insert whatever shiny bauble that has caught her attention), I must buy it'.

Then it's time for the rent, and it's a case of I'm so poor I can't pay my rent.....
 
wtf is that game? what 10 year old wants to have a meaningful conversation over dinner?

why reply to a tweet about celebrity break ups and then say you were being sarcastic (I have that in my predictive in capitals, presumably for jack-related reasons 🥴) when that's not even sarcasm? learn the meaning of words. please and thankspaceyou, jack
 
No offence but my kids talk about meaningful stuff all the time, they also talk shite,but they talk all the time.
Isn't that part of what homeschooling does. She could teach him something and talk to him about how it's changed, how people react to it and whether it's a good thing or bad thing, or could let him lead the conversation and chip in with advice, answers.

Hang on none of it will be about her so she won't be able to talk about it.

Like that question what were you supposed to do with you're life.

He's 10, so basically, go to school, see mates, play computer games, read some books.

Her *car crash*

It's like cheap therapy for her. Imagine your mum moaning about how she was destined for greater things but life gave her the shittiest hand as well as the shittiest RENTED bungalow.
 
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