Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[CabalofBolorneaise]

To anyone who’s been tested and given a positive result , how does it work , is it a text message with details of where and when you were swabbed.

She’d be tripping up over herself getting that info on Twitter to ‘prove’ herself.

I’ve seen a positive one and honestly the text would be absolutely trivial for her to fake. Name, DOB, test date and then result and some form advice.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Lost her sense of taste? This was only 3 days ago.

Yup, right at the end, the best kippers she’s ever tasted.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

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What bleeping professional capacity? The woman is a shyster.

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Yup, right at the end, the best kippers she’s ever tasted.

Her food looks so horrible generally though that maybe losing your sense of taste improves it?

 

[FrumpyCat]

Wow. Just when you think there is no more avenues for deflection .. boom.. abduction.

Alien abduction? Completed it mate.

 

[Harrybosch]

Question for the detective/timeline Fraus (very impressed by you all) - on the day it seems L called an ambulance/111 called one for her, was Jack tweeting? I’m wondering how that matches up or if there’s a gap.

That's the one day of tweeting silence. (December 20).

 

[HotesTilaire]

I look forward to her recipe for Ensure.

 

[Petelgeuse]

Lost her sense of taste? This was only 3 days ago.

That was THEN.

 

[Tabitha D]

Meanwhile, it would appear that yet another of Jack’s recipes doesn’t work (the Xmas nut roast), according to this squiggle.

 

[Blurp]

Wow. Just when you think there is no more avenues for deflection .. boom.. abduction.

By aliens? That would explain a lot; maybe they swapped her.

 

[Harrybosch]

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Interesting, because that would mean she would have lost her sense of taste on December 12 (15 days ago) in order to regain it today, but 15 days ago she was out at the newsagents. And losing your sense of taste or smell means you must immediately self isolate . So she's either lying about losing her sense of taste, or when she got covid or (most likely) both.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

Hang on a minute. Wasn't she boasting about a yomp around the area for a chippy tea and also that kipper egg combo (eww god, sorry )???

 

[Petelgeuse]

By aliens? That would explain a lot; maybe they swapped her.

Honestly, the flow of lies today is astonishing.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Edit: Removing the screenshot of a squiggle's tweet as it has been deleted from Twitter.

 

[Tabitha D]

And only yesterday she referred to an “appetite” for fish & chips. Which would be an odd choice of word if you’ve lost your sense of taste.
(From @Silver Linings screenshot).

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

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Squiggle probably fearing the pile on

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[MooBelle]

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The revolt of the Squiggles..
Not even joking, this would make my Christmas.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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For fucks sake

Why does she have to lie about everything?

 

[Droosie123]

Dear Jack, IF you've had COVID (and I don't believe you have) you're on about Day 11 and your taste has already returned and gone again in that time (liar)

Secondly you were out buying fish and chips on Boxing Day spreading your virus around (but this is okay as it's a virus you haven't had).

Thirdly if L has been staying g with you and you have now lost your sense of taste then perhaps you are now coming down with COVID.

Oh and 11 days is not Long COVID you lying, manipulative little weasel.