Jack Monroe #122 You don’t batch tweet when you’ve got a 106 fever

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Who on earth is she really? I hate trifle but I would honestly eat any of those other ones over that one. It looks like outside a pub on boxing morning after a customer overdid the Christmas tipple.

Also Christmas is about family. I have worked my ass off to make Christmas special for my kids despite lockdown we have played, watched movies and dine fun things. She's been "I'll" and spent the best part of Christmas Eve moaning about trifles tthat look better worse than hers.
 
@BlendedSlop your rant had me in tears!
I do think that Gordon Ramsey might actually be one person who would tell Jack they can’t cook to be honest. And I would be here for it.
Edit to add - I have no truck with mince pies or trifle but wouldn’t those two go together somehow? Or am I being boringly pedestrian and should be trying to make a fish scotch egg or other maverick combo?
 
MrsOgre said:
That kipper will be repeating on her from now until 2021 unless she has bread with it and not the soft softly pillowy kind. And don't need a knife at all.View attachment 358792 qView attachment 358794 q

Jack hun you're on your own in that house. You aren't fooling me.
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If I were unfortunate enough to be voting in such a referendum I would simply write "Send for a takeaway" across my ballot paper. Poor SB, it's bad enough getting served up a shite Christmas dinner but when it's cooked by someone with a martyr complex who'll kick off if she's not praised to the skies for the abomination that really is the limit.
 
BeautifulTrauma said:
One. Because there's only her in the house.

I imagine that SB must be a very lonely boy and glad of Louisa's company when she's at the stricken bungalow. Imagine your Mum being too interested in Twitter trifle wars to want to share his excitement on Christmas Eve. And isn't 10 when they are REALLY excited and one of the last years of believing in Santa?

SB, you'll never know you've lived until you experience the heartbreak of not getting a Mr Frosty because your parents said you'd make too much mess. Although I imagine your heartache when asking for a bike and getting a George Foreman Grill and a half eaten Cadburys snowman because your mother is a greedy goblin.
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The average age to stop believing in Santa is 8, and Jack's son is nearly 11, so would assume he doesn't.

Although as he apparently still needs putting to bed and a bedtime story he might.
 
Fitnessqueen said:
The Facebook version of lunch. She’s been ill for 10 days despite tweeting that she was scampering around doing a food stocktake (checks notes) 10 days ago.
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"Delicious, delicious treat"... And there you have it folks...she has NOT had COVID because if she had then she would not be able to taste.



But fish and eggs....you tend to get in Kedgeree....love it . So the pairing here doesn't repulse me. Jack herself does because she's an attention seeking liar.
 
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LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
 
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