Jack Monroe #120 Jack and trace

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Bamboo tweets gone. A gibberish rewrite of her bio has been done.
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Winthropp Tuesday said:
I. Am. Deaded.
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Out of everything on these high quality threads, the thing that has absolutely killed me the most is the bot from Mel Donte and his amazing rhyming tinned pearls of wisdom. I want to cross stitch them all and hang them in my kitchen 😂

Eta - too giddy from amusement to type properly

Silver Linings said:
Just waiting for the ‘Please stop telling me to rest’ tweet now. View attachment 351751 q
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Oh do duck off you arse licking wombat

Eta Again to clarify not you Silver! I am just so done with squiggles crawling up her hole!!!
 
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Have just been shopping. As I was waiting in the queue with my own brand fake Walker's salt and vinegar crisps and own brand lemonade I hoped nobody from my neighbourhood would stop me for a chat knowing I would have to lie that I am BUSY only to make it back in time to cook dinner and follow The Sloppies. Knowing I could not reveal the real reason made me feel very freemasonry.
 
cheapwetham said:
Out of everything on these high quality threads, the thing that has absolutely killed me the most is the bot from Mel Donte and his amazing rhyming tinned pearls of wisdom. I want to cross stitch them all and hang them in my kitchen 😂

Eta - too giddy from amusement to type properly


Oh do duck off you arse licking wombat

Eta Again to clarify not you Silver! I am just so done with squiggles crawling up her hole!!!
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I follow that squiggle who actually seems decent (apart from when they are crawling up JM's backside). I am utterly baffled as to how these otherwise ok squiggles have such a blind spot when it comes to the Sloppy One.
 
I’m just waiting for not only the ‘covid: completed it mate’ but the whole charade she’ll spin of being able to work SO hard despite being SO ill. It’s just another variant of ‘if only more poor people were as creative as I am, they’d be able to survive on duck all no problem’
 
Mine tends to run to my fear of crashing my car into water and being trapped while it sinks. Bamboo tooth brushes would be a blessed relief.
Lanie said:
God when she is so lucky her mind runs haywire to the most dullest things. If I am letting my mind run loose, I tend to imagine all of the worst case scenarios that could ever happen. Oh wait, I forgot she as already completed it mate.
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MancBee said:
I am going to be as boring as Jack now. I have one of those silicone toilet brushes.....................they are rubbish. The silicone doesn't have enough scrub. (can't think of the right word) God knows why she thinks they are so good.
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Depends. If you're a bit of posh, it would be something along the lines of 'the silicone does not have sufficient abrasive qualities to combat the adherence of biological material or accretions of calcium carbonate'.

And if you're an utter guttersnipe like wot I am, 'Too floppy to get the tit and limescale off the pan'.
 
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