Jack Monroe #118 Diagnosis: gifted

[DinosaurSenior]

"whilst feeling increasingly unwell". Oh duck off!!! I want proof!!!!!

 

[Silver Linings]

Apologies for any duplicates btw.

 

[ConfusedMango]

What do you call a bowl of greasy custard with a beetle infested rock dumped in it?

...Off-pudding

Badum tsh

 

[lilamay]

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Alexa, play That Don't Impress Me Much.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

Why is it all so brown?! Only thing with a bit of colour is the carrots, and even they're dull, like they're embarrassed to be seen to be too orange compared with the rest!

Why am I even asking?! I'm familiar with her body of work.

Also, pigs in blankets with FULL SIZED SAUSAGES?!! Is that a thing, or has it come from Jack's maverick brain? I've only ever had them with the wee cocktail sausages.

 

[Flumps]

It all just looks so *miserable* and sad doesn't it? Nice photography and Christmassy decor notwithstanding.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

That prawn cocktail looks like sick and bleached roasted grubs or larvae. Her visiting fox would run away from that.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

The eerie, sinister noises on the sparkler pudding tweet has me howling! The most menacing pud ever!

 

[LavaFlake]

That prawn cocktail looks like sick and bleached roasted grubs or larvae. Her visiting fox would run away from that.

It honestly wouldn't be out of place on a bushtrucker trial would it.

 

[maytoseptember]

So she’s cooked a three course roast dinner this afternoon, whilst terribly unwell with Covid?

<Jimmy Nail goes here>

Who’s going to eat it? Bearing in mind only SB eats meat (allegedly...). Or is it going in the bin like most of her photographed food? Who wants to eat Covid infected food anyway?

 

[blurstoftimes]

Oh blursty, have my first ever genuine 'You ok, hun?'

I'm not ok Flumps the pudding looks like a mouldy brain

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm sorry but this looks like a penis or lip filler escaping.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #119 She says lots of things, many of which are false

Congratulations to @Captainmouse for the thread title! Nominated by three other posters, no less: @Petelgeuse, @Boyo, and @Minky McMoneypenny. A trifecta of nominations, well done Mouse. A plate of kumquats for you. Recap of thread #118 There were more eggs - this time of both chicken and...

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