Jack Monroe #116 Burger and lies

[Nottonightbabe]

It's too perfect.

You couldn't make this tit up.

Glorious.

ALSO, turns comments off but then proceeds to stalk the retweets and answer anyway?

Righto, Jack

She just can't help herself can she?! She should have just fronted it out and left the comments open, if she stands by her reasons to work with The Express . Instead she's stalking about on Twitter like a weirdo.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

She just can't help herself can she?! She should have just fronted it out and left the comments open, if she stands by her reasons to work with The Express . Instead she's stalking about on Twitter like a weirdo.

Yep, you need to own it and be able to take criticism along with the sycophants.

The fact she turned comments is very telling.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Lanie]

Looks to me like another sell out gig, why is her head always so bad. She has so much work there are so many people with young children worrying about Santa and feeding their kids this Christmas who have been laid off.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I think the lip filler isn’t helping her nose. It’s taking away the space between the nose and the rest of the surrounding face, making it look bigger.
Yeah Trinity/mirror group owns a few titles. Just like Daily Mail Group owns Metro. The Express is still a weird one. Do any marketing Fraus know what this Express/Del Monte audience is?
Mid Dec is a strange time to launch a tinned fruit campaign?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Looks to me like another sell out gig, why is her head always so bad. She has so much work there are so many people with young children worrying about Santa and feeding their kids this Christmas who have been laid off.

Her head isn't bad.

It's purely her manipulative tactics to try and detract from any dissenters.

#BeKind and all that tit

 

[Pantomimehorse]

Oh the comments on the article are going to be absolute gold!

 

[xoxo]

Showing the Daily Express readers that the feckless poor can have a Christmas lunch for £23... isn't this just proving their fantasies about what the poorer people in society should and shouldn't have?

"I don't know what they're complaining about, these poor people... Jack Monroe proved you can easily cook a christmas lunch for 6 people for £23!!!"

 

[Ladderedtights]

Wait - hold on. She was in a GCSE exam? What in the Educating Rita did that involve?
Also - it looks like Del Monte’s Twitter accounts haven’t tweeted since 2018 - a reason not to announce the collab / job on Twitter?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Her head is Waddelled.
Happy Hanukkah from yesterday for those celebrating. Apart from Jewish cultural appropriation Jack. If she’d stayed on twitter she’d have known this.

 

[Lanie]

She's not going to please everyone and part of being an activist means you ruffle feathers if she can't cope with it she needs a new vocation.

 

[Scarletfever]

The Express.

The bleeping EXPRESS?

See, Jack only cares about helping people out with Christmas dinner plans when she's being paid.

But hold on, she was hinting previously that this Christmas menu was for charidee, so she must have donated her fee.

What a hero.

 

[Icing _on_ the_cake]

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The Express!!!

The Daily Express!!!

Lady Di, she cry.

The Express is even worse than the Mail. I think it was the only paper that did make Cummings the front page back when the Durham story broke. Johnson could go out on a shooting spree and they'd still have the main headline as 'EU chiefs swindle our farmers'.

Maybe she's hoping they'll contract her for a No Deal recipe series too.

 

[PortiaControl]

Well, he didn't put a tin of Del Monte fruit cocktail in this one.

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I hate trifle. There are so many better puddings on offer in my opinion. I don't know if it's the mix of textures or what but yeah, I'll pass.

 

[Boyo]

Latest Instagram post.

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Works with any standard vegetable.

Also, another ‘more on that to follow’ to add to the list!

 

[Oofadoofa]

In what bonkers world is the stereotypical Express reader going to read the shite that Monroe writes and think ''duck me, she's right, I never thought it possible but this god awful food, padded out with the most inane and self-serving word-salad, this saviour of the working class can actually be my saviour too!''. Every newspaper has the occasional useful-idiot, that serves to wind the readership up a bit, enter stage left: Monroe.

 

[Walkdengirl]

Thanks, Blurst!

Also, I'm not sure many of you are aware of my body of work but I actually went to the Jack Monroe School of Cookery.

I love brian Butterfield, he makes me hoot

 

[Scarletfever]

She actually had the brass neck to tweet that she didn't live in an echo chamber, on a tweet with replies turned off!

 

[Ladderedtights]

FOUND IT. Apologies if this has been posted before.

 

[kachoochoo]

Works with any standard vegetable.

Also, another ‘more on that to follow’ to add to the list!

well caught. thankspaceyou!