Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

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Oh piss off.
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But Louisa knows exactly what she looks like, she saw her only a few days ago. It would be like me sending a picture of David Gandy to my partner saying look at what your missing.

I look as much like David Gandy as she does to that picture. (I'm the dead spit of him obviously 😂)
Yeah but does Jack know what she looks like? Honestly think she spends so much time in her fake twitter/insta world, she's got a totally warped view of how she really looks. Also she's probably expecting a deluge of comments saying how gorgeous she is (oops, most of them are about the hair, sorry Jack 🤷‍♀️) and that will make Louisa jealous...
 
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