Jack Monroe #108 You’re really good on camera mate, honestly

[Petelgeuse]

‘Off to bed’
Hmmm.

Is anyone in the throes of preparing the new thread? If not, muggins will do it

ETA.. Pocas intros are the bestest

 

[Lastoftheflumps]

I actually cannot keep a straight face at can’t have butter on my budget. Give over you idiot. I buy vitalite as I’m vegan but I am far more broke than Jack is and a tub lasts me ages.

It’s (butter) 1.49 in Tesco and it will be cheaper in Aldi. She talks such horse tit.

 

[Flash123]

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So lentils which have been already cooked with a soup which includes stuffing also already cooked out in the slow cooker overnight.
what the actual duck. Why not just reheat them in the microwave or a saucepan if u really need to mix together???

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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They all look the bleeping same!

 

[Scarletfever]

"An early classic"

duck off ya melt

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Blegh, she just gets more and more awful. I don't wish to ever read her opinions in papers, see her mug on telly or hear that voice on the radio. Hopefully she's kept to the murky depths of the internet til Twitter dies a MySpace-esque death in a year or two.

 

[Minky McMoneypenny]

Kale in a slow cooker overnight because it cooks at exactly same rate as swede. Right Jack.

Just the thought of all those smells wafting around through the night is making me feel queasy. 12 hour cooked swede and kale.....

 

[PoorPatrol]

All of that food has been bloody cooked!! She’s cooked it!! Wtf I’m going to scream!!

 

[Jelly Bean]

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*Bold claim alert*
I think this might be the most revolting thing I have seen her produce. bleeping hell. It looks so grim. And brown. I had to read the description to identify what the white shape was on top.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Just the thought of all those smells wafting around through the night is making me feel queasy. 12 hour cooked swede and kale.....

Let's face it, the postman sniffing outside in the morning is probably wondering whether he should be phoning the gas board.

 

[FeelingGroovy]

*Bold claim alert*
I think this might be the most revolting thing I have seen her produce. bleeping hell. It looks so grim. And brown. I had to read the description to identify what the white shape was on top.

It looks like a botched alien autopsy.

 

[Silver Linings]

Waiting for the new thread for her latest. She’s speaking swedish.

 

[Pocahontas]

Waiting for the new thread for her latest. She’s speaking swedish.

Jack Monroe #109 Jack Monroe’s network bandwidth is low

Congratulations to @kachoochoo for the thread title. 109 reactions 🎉 I believe it’s your first? Slow cooker surprise for you. Mmmm. Recap of thread #108 Apparently, a ‘concern troll’ emailed her agent. She’s not blacklisted - just look at all her recent employment! Well then, Jack. Time to...

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And here it is, mi amor

 

[blurstoftimes]

i bet louisa is sat watching her friend being showered with offall on i'm a celeb and thinking it looks like being in a spa hotel compared to having to sleep with the smell of three different types of slop wafting through the bungalow tonight

 

[HarderFaster]

One of the things that gets on my tits most looking at her pathetic, fawning Twitter mentions is that every. single. time. she does this the squiggles are like “you don’t have to explain yourself to trolls” “you’re the greatest, keep doing what you’re doing”, without ever thinking hang on, why is she so bothered?

Normal people in the public eye have detractors and it may well upset them but I so rarely see huge defensive threads (let alone weekly rants detailing the minutiae of the injustices done to them). Do the squiggles never wonder why this is such a frequent occurrence?

I know Jack fancies herself as the manipulation queen and it does work on people with all the critical faculty of a Golden Retriever, however for anyone else these sagas absolutely scream of a guilty conscience.