Jack Greatlish #11 UK's most expensive player. Catch him at the Etihead, or on Raya

[Jen667]

Do footballers still go in for roasting or was that a 90s thing? I'd be up for that

 

[Casey can]

Also Javi Puado is gorgeous, but at 23 I feel he’s a bit too young for me

 

[MrsGrealish]

Agr

Just Jack and Hendo.

But the Jack of my fantasies. Not washing machine kisser, zero-head Jack.

No Coldplay either.

I’d be happy with a dirty, fun, affectionate shag with the two of them. I’m not greedy.

Samesy.
But I need Ty, Mase, Dec and Dom CL on this too. Oh and that gorgeous Dane Skjaer.

Stupid me, forgot angry Pickford.

 

[Miffy29]

I feel like I want to flip this as a question. Which footballers would you like to join a boat orgy with?!

I've always been a David Beckham fan
Kasper Schmeichel is too. Oh and Becker from Liverpool

 

[BDY_97]

Alisson Becker is a beautiful human and is such a family man which makes me love him even more Pavard is quite fit in a weird way too

 

[AlaiaG]

Honestly I just wanna duck Grealish, Henderson and Stone maybe chilly on the side too

 

[Timefortea93]

Honestly I just wanna duck Grealish, Henderson and Stone maybe chilly on the side too

You are my type

 

[Rehab]

I’ve had 2 meetings in a row where someone has mentioned JG to me today. I’m freaked out. None of these people are English or support Man City… and I have shown zero interest in football.
Am Iin the trueman show or is Jack becoming absolutely massive?!

I’m not English and not into football that much. Recently bought a special sport package to stream Premier League lol. Sad, I know.

 

[SuperNurse]

See ladies, I'm not greedy at all. Just give me grealish and I'm happy, I'll let you all have the others all to yourselves

 

[jade1818]

My top 6 would be

Jack Mount chilly Phil Hendo stones

Theirs still many more though

 

[Cosmicquestions]

I’m not English and not into football that much. Recently bought a special sport package to stream Premier League lol. Sad, I know.

Not sad! I was just shocked that they would bring him up and worried they could read my filthy mind

 

[Han___]

I feel like I want to go old school, Grealish can be there though. Beckham if he keeps his mouth shut, Freddy Lunjgberg, Thierry Henry, Ramos, Pique, Roy Keane

 

[Kelly112330]

No one ever mentions Mings in these debates .

Mings is

 

[Thegreenbush96]

I wonder if the clubs are forcing the players to be vaxxed. I hope so

Every manager who has been asked (including Pep) as said they not able to. I think a lot of clubs want to the Government to bring it in as they worried that forcing it could see a player go to court and win.

Also Javi Puado is gorgeous, but at 23 I feel he’s a bit too young for me

Wow he is very hot.

Also Javi Puado is gorgeous, but at 23 I feel he’s a bit too young for me

Wow he is very hot.

 

[SuperNurse]

Why does he look like he's pissed himself? Or has he dropped a drink down him?

 

[jade1818]

Also Pickford can’t belive I missed him out I know he would toatally destroy me


Like JPEA GIRLS BACK ME UP

Why does he look like he's pissed himself? Or has he dropped a drink down him?

Think it’s the lighting

 

[Teal Deal]

See ladies, I'm not greedy at all. Just give me grealish and I'm happy, I'll let you all have the others all to yourselves

Same, I just want Jack and everyone else can have the rest - I’m very generous like that

 

[Rehab]

Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. I’d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol

 

[jade1818]

Kai Havertz is so underrated on tattle. His face bone structure is insane. He looks like a high fashion model. Super pretty. And he comes across as a nice, humble guy. Very subtile. With a good sense of style. Seems like a smart guy too. I’d pick him. Him and Grealish obvs. It would be interesting, because they are total opposites lol

Oh I’ll do Kai watching hun on the pitch yesterday getting angry

 

[SuperNurse]

Same, I just want Jack and everyone else can have the rest - I’m very generous like that

Me and you tag team