Jack Grealish #9 backwards cap, socks with sliders.. sure as hell will still let him ride

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The clothes, the dumbness, the sliders, I don't even like Midlands accents and here I am utterly obsessed and I don't know why!!!! Very worried about myself right now.
Snap! I hate the accent except for Jack 😍

I am married and about twice the weight of the girls he dates, but I think I'm in love haha
 
Even the BTEC version of JG is hard to get with…. Feel like the only footballer or football connection I’d be able to pull is bloody Wayne lineker 😭😭

I don’t think I could even get a look in from that sleeze bag 😩 Maybe a really old bloated footballer from the 70s who’d be grateful for a younger woman. Wish Jack had been around 20 years ago when I might have been in with a chance.
 
The clothes, the dumbness, the sliders, I don't even like Midlands accents and here I am utterly obsessed and I don't know why!!!! Very worried about myself right now.

When I first discovered I thought he was 🔥 I told the girls and said ‘he is as dumb as dog tit’….something I would never find a turn on😱 but here I am utterly obsessed!! Ffs I am actually old enough to be his mum🤦🏼‍♀️
 
I love this picture of him 🥵 I just wanna kiss his face all over 😩😩

Im all in my feels today nursing a very very sore head (self inflicted) so excuse the soppiness.

anyway back to business

pllhea iykyk

oh and whilst I was writing this I remembered that I messaged mounts insta last night declaring my undying love and to ktbffh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ FML 😂😂
 
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