Jack Grealish #8 I bet he bangs like an outside bog's door in a gale force 10.

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I wrote on the first thread I was trying to conceive and Jack was helping, A LOT. Found out yesterday I’m pregnant.. Just a shame it’s not Jacks 😂💙
❤️❤️❤️❤️So happy for you both. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
It still might be Jack’s tho. Some of those smouldering photos are enough to impregnate you. Defo.

I almost got pregnant just looking at this one.
 

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This is going to make me sound like a new absolute psycho but I’ve started so I’ll finish...lately I’ve found whenever I have to do anything particularly revolting around the house (unblocking the sink waste, sticking my hand down the bog etc) I find myself thinking- I bet Sasha doesn’t have to do this sort of thing 😂 don’t get me wrong I love my life but duck me it’s a different world isn’t it 😝
Nah i understand you 💯. I was thinking that the other day.
I was digging out an ants nest and all the bleeping ant eggs fell out onto my trainer and it started raining heavily and I stood there wishing I had made lots of different life choices.
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These thread title suggestions are amazing - you're all on fire today. Doesn't even matter which one we go with as we'll need another one tomorrow anyway - or even by the end of tonight, judging by the fact that it's slutty Saturday and he's hopefully gracing our TV screens at least momentarily this evening

SLUTTY SATURDAY 🤣🤣🤣
I’m working late today so I won’t be drinking but I’ll be here to be entertained 😈
 
Just been to aldi to get some beers.. who’s watching the match with me? And who’s getting litty on their clitty later?


I’m watching it I hope need to convince my partner to watch it and hopefully sort dinner and kids so I can watch in quiet

How is Pickford utter dog tit when playing for Everton but unreal for England? He’s had a nightmare today 😭😭

Probably thinking about arse
 
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