Jack Grealish #17 Champions League, back of the net, take off your clothes you’re making us wet

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applecrumble7 said:
How tall is Jack?. I am 5 71/2 and my legs are longer than his lovely specimens. I wish his legs were longer:). Sasha is a model so must be at least 5 7 or 5 8. Is he taller than her.
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Jack’s 5’10”. Perfect for me as I’m 5’6”.

Also I checked Jack’s BMI for him as he stated his weight in kgs in the medical video so I used that with the metric height measurement and his BMI comes out at over 26! So as we all knew, BMI is a load of tosh for anyone athletic.

Think his massive calf and thigh muscles and yummy bum and delicious bulge tip him into the “overweight” category 🤤🤤🤤

Sarararah said:
I think he's 5'10

Anyway, more Jack & Laura.....
We are over 3/4 done.

I feel I need to just get it out quickly, I need some of my life back 🤣

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Yay! Going to save it for later as have been busy with work today and am SO behind on my Jack perving, it’s outrageous
 
Sarararah said:
I think he's 5'10

Anyway, more Jack & Laura.....
We are over 3/4 done.

I feel I need to just get it out quickly, I need some of my life back 🤣

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Ive just started reading this, it’s brilliant! Gives me a nice escape from my life right now (I swear I never stop) so well written
 
Teal Deal said:
Jack’s 5’10”. Perfect for me as I’m 5’6”.

Also I checked Jack’s BMI for him as he stated his weight in kgs in the medical video so I used that with the metric height measurement and his BMI comes out at over 26! So as we all knew, BMI is a load of tosh for anyone athletic.

Think his massive calf and thigh muscles and yummy bum and delicious bulge tip him into the “overweight” category 🤤🤤🤤
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Bmi is a load of tosh - it's actually almost dangerous that it's relied on as much as it is.

Sasha and jack are dangerously dense aren't they - I mean they've practically given out their addresses (both house & flat) and there's most the number plate 🤦🏻‍♀️

Suebigfatsue87 said:
Ive just started reading this, it’s brilliant! Gives me a nice escape from my life right now (I swear I never stop) so well written
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Thank you, I'm bleeping obsessed and so sad they aren't really together.
I listen to Laura now on the radio on the morning school run 🤣

But I've got the story planned out, it will be finished within the next couple of weeks.

I'm sure I'll keep going back to them though, I've really enjoyed writing.
 
Sarararah said:
Bmi is a load of tosh - it's actually almost dangerous that it's relied on as much as it is.

Sasha and jack are dangerously dense aren't they - I mean they've practically given out their addresses (both house & flat) and there's most the number plate 🤦🏻‍♀️
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At least I know the number plate for when Jack is back on the road driving on his own. A little shunt from behind just to knock him onto the hard shoulder / into a lay-by and then I can profusely apologise and offer him some instant oral compensation. He won’t need the money but he definitely wouldn’t turn down what I’d like to do to him 👅🍭💦

I realise I would damage my own car in the process but I’m quite happy to smash my headlights and bonnet to go down on Jack 😃
 
Sarararah said:
I think he's 5'10

Anyway, more Jack & Laura.....
We are over 3/4 done.

I feel I need to just get it out quickly, I need some of my life back 🤣

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Awwww she luuurves him!

Can I just say - the girls writing the fanfics - it doesn’t go un-noticed how talented you are and dedicated you are to these stories, we all love them and appreciate the time you’ve taken to write them with such detail! So big virtual hug to you guys, sometimes I read and make a cheeky comment here but really I should be telling you every time how excited they make me!

Ill never look at Laura in the same way again!

Thank you ladies xx
 
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Sarararah said:
Bmi is a load of tosh - it's actually almost dangerous that it's relied on as much as it is.

Sasha and jack are dangerously dense aren't they - I mean they've practically given out their addresses (both house & flat) and there's most the number plate 🤦🏻‍♀️


Thank you, I'm bleeping obsessed and so sad they aren't really together.
I listen to Laura now on the radio on the morning school run 🤣

But I've got the story planned out, it will be finished within the next couple of weeks.

I'm sure I'll keep going back to them though, I've really enjoyed writing.
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I want them to get together 🤣 though I am also jealous of Laura in the story! You are an amazing writer
 
jade1818 said:
Loving the new photos of jack in the panting defo looks like some back street vibe , Sasha in hardly any photos once again but all she did was drive him to collect it
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I’ve been chuckling to myself about it, she’s in the background arms folded like my pre-teen in a sulk and they meet in what seems like a bloody car park!
I mean the art work is amazing & those guys are seriously talented but it’s like they’ve bought something off Facebook marketplace / gumtree & are collecting it, not the most famous (and gorgeous) footballer in the land receiving his commissioned personalised artwork 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t even get me started on the reg plate and car on show!!!
Pair of them are right couple of dopey buggers!
(Ps Jack if you are reading, I don’t want you for intelligent and insightful conversation babe so all
Is forgiven!) 🤣🤣🤣
 
Teal Deal said:
At least I know the number plate for when Jack is back on the road driving on his own. A little shunt from behind just to knock him onto the hard shoulder / into a lay-by and then I can profusely apologise and offer him some instant oral compensation. He won’t need the money but he definitely wouldn’t turn down what I’d like to do to him 👅🍭💦

I realise I would damage my own car in the process but I’m quite happy to smash my headlights and bonnet to go down on Jack 😃
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.... while he smashes your back doors in 😀
 
Teal Deal said:
At least I know the number plate for when Jack is back on the road driving on his own. A little shunt from behind just to knock him onto the hard shoulder / into a lay-by and then I can profusely apologise and offer him some instant oral compensation. He won’t need the money but he definitely wouldn’t turn down what I’d like to do to him 👅🍭💦

I realise I would damage my own car in the process but I’m quite happy to smash my headlights and bonnet to go down on Jack 😃
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bleeping hell this made me laugh so much!

anyone else looking at their husband like this now
 

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