Jack Grealish #12 Piledriver thighs and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

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Don’t know if any of these are any good for the next threa title. I’m knackered


Jack Grealish #13: Egos getting more and more inflated, his dress sense is rubbish please just get naked



Jack Grealish #13: Thank god he’s got a decent face, because he has the worst fashion taste



Jack Grealish #13: Jack’s on the lash without Sash, both their clothing taste is trash



Jack Grealish #13: More column inches in the Daily Mail, probably over another fashion fail



Jack Grealish #13: Column inches in The Daily Mail and The Sun, Sasha’s become a ‘swipe up’ hun
Defo on the lash without sash 😂
 
He is living his best life single right lol 🤣.

The whole situation is weird and don't make much sense. She is defo his clean and flatmate. I mean I can't even imagine then sharing a bed or even sitting on the same sofa lol.
The reason it seems weird is because he bats for the other team. Sasha is just his cover story to be his ‘girlfriend’, she is his mate and probably have some kind of arrangement. The whole chasing influences and ‘womanising’ is just a PR stunt cover up as his team know it will make to press. That’s my theory anyway and my gaydar is usually on point.
 
Oh my word, that 3rd picture 🥵🍆👄🎯🎯💦🌊

So I'm probably in good timing dropping this......

God this was good - I should probably be asleep as I’m tired and surprisingly not drunk tonight 😂 but I’ve literally spent the last hour drooling over pics and videos of Jack and finishing off with this, I swear I used to read sensible books before bed…and STILL not getting the ick over his ridiculous bucket hat/holiday shorts/hoodie combo. I just keep remembering the goods that are underneath 😍🥵

Loving security conscious Jack as someone else said 😂

How much do I have to pay him so I can relentlessly ride him all night long until he’s drained dry and unable to stand or walk and then he can spoon me afterwards? I can cook a mean breakfast and help dress him the next morning too 🤣
 
The reason it seems weird is because he bats for the other team. Sasha is just his cover story to be his ‘girlfriend’, she is his mate and probably have some kind of arrangement. The whole chasing influences and ‘womanising’ is just a PR stunt cover up as his team know it will make to press. That’s my theory anyway and my gaydar is usually on point.
Interesting theory, I had wondered myself.
I guess we’ll see if there are any kiss and tells over the next 6 months for some clues. There does seem to be a lot of womanising though - more than you’d need for a cover up! Esp when you have a girlfriend already. If your gaydar is right he must be living a pretty stressful life right now! But you would not know it!
 
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The reason it seems weird is because he bats for the other team. Sasha is just his cover story to be his ‘girlfriend’, she is his mate and probably have some kind of arrangement. The whole chasing influences and ‘womanising’ is just a PR stunt cover up as his team know it will make to press. That’s my theory anyway and my gaydar is usually on point.
If Jack is gay then I'm Santa and what would you like for Christmas.
 
If Jack is gay then I'm Santa and what would you like for Christmas.
If Jack is gay then I’d eat my hat (and his). Doesn’t give off the slightest gay vibe at all* - I’ve worked in industries that attract lots of gay men so I’ve known a good range of them. And why would anyone go to such elaborate lengths in 2021 to hide their sexuality anyway?

I think it’s more simple than that (it is Jack after all). He’s been with Sasha so long now and she is clearly willing to put up with anything - plus it’s convenient - and like a lot of young horny men he simply wants his cake and eat it. They’ve not had to consider the PR perspective until now as he wasn’t widely well known at Villa, but now there are going to be regular stories in the papers one of them may need to do something at some point to take the heat off.

* Apart from bitter male Neanderthal Villa fans who say he’s gay because he has hair routine and isn’t afraid to sing for the camera 🙄😂 And I’ve seen that written online myself.

Is it usual for players to go on the piss during season? 🤷🏻‍♀️
I think end of the week blow outs are pretty common given the season is long and no doubt they have rest days after matches. Jack and the England squad are back off to SGP tomorrow to start qualifier training so he probably wasn’t the only one having a drunken Saturday before the week ahead.
 
If Jack is gay then I’d eat my hat (and his). Doesn’t give off the slightest gay vibe at all* - I’ve worked in industries that attract lots of gay men so I’ve known a good range of them. And why would anyone go to such elaborate lengths in 2021 to hide their sexuality anyway?



* Apart from bitter male Neanderthal Villa fans who say he’s gay because he has hair routine and isn’t afraid to sing for the camera 🙄😂 And I’ve seen that written online myself.

Thanks @Teal Deal I think I read too many of those fan fics that had me wondering 😂
I do think it’s feasible a professional footballer would hide it though (sadly).
 
I do think it’s feasible a professional footballer would hide it though (sadly).

True, there are probably some out there in that knotty position. But Jack deffo ain’t one of them.

Meanwhile, let’s feast on those glorious legs:



I think I could happily spend the whole of my day life running my hands and my lips and tongue up and down his legs, paying particular attention to his juicy inner thighs 🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦😈😍🍆🔥
 
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