SuperNurse
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Someone get me the sand bags, I'm bleeping dripping here
Going to be a tsunami in Britain at this rate
Jack Grealish #12 Piledriver thighs and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please
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Someone get me the sand bags, I'm bleeping dripping here
Going to be a tsunami in Britain at this rate
Pink Ginger
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My husband just had to come and remove a couple of spiders from the bedroom for me (I’m usually not such a wuss but in my defence one was distracting me while the second one crept up behind me and they were rather large specimens and clearly working as a team) I complimented his manliness and lamented that Jack Grealish had never rescued me from a spider. Then I got thinking- I bet he’s got people he pays to do that sort of thing for him 
PunkRocker
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My husband just had to come and remove a couple of spiders from the bedroom for me (I’m usually not such a wuss but in my defence one was distracting me while the second one crept up behind me and they were rather large specimens and clearly working as a team) I complimented his manliness and lamented that Jack Grealish had never rescued me from a spider. Then I got thinking- I bet he’s got people he pays to do that sort of thing for him
I bet he's scared of spiders, can imagine him running a mile!
Kelly112330
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Angry Pickford all the way just love him when his angryjust wan hun to push me and throw me about
Totally Eats arse
at this point I live for this motto 
I know tubes
Pink Ginger
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Yeah I was thinking that actually- I bet he’d get the hoover and suck them up and not think through the consequencesI bet he's scared of spiders, can imagine him running a mile!
Shoequeen91
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Bloody love, Tubes
Yeah I was thinking that actually- I bet he’d get the hoover and suck them up and not think through the consequences
Don’t blame him. Give me the hoover or a slipper any day of the week.
fortheloveofgrealish
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My husband just had to come and remove a couple of spiders from the bedroom for me (I’m usually not such a wuss but in my defence one was distracting me while the second one crept up behind me and they were rather large specimens and clearly working as a team) I complimented his manliness and lamented that Jack Grealish had never rescued me from a spider. Then I got thinking- I bet he’s got people he pays to do that sort of thing for him
I spend my life thinking about these things now…as I was picking up some sort of animal poo (I don’t have any animals
) off of my drive today, with a kids beach spade, I thought I bet the cousin or Jack hasn’t got to deal with this sort of crap….literally!
Kelly112330
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he used to be so good looking at school. I used to go knock for his brother Andrew cause we were good mates just so I could perv on him
Saving that for later use/uses.
Not sure why my mind thought about him doing that somewhere public whilst I had to keep a straight face and he was smiling knowing full well he was being a little tit but I’m here for it.
jade1818
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This is the motto I love if I see home on tv saying no problem I’m going to think of him eating arse
Teal Deal
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duck MESomeone get me the sand bags, I'm bleeping dripping here
Going to be a tsunami in Britain at this rate
I’m done now, seriously, that’s just not fair. Forget the sandbags we need the bloody Hoover Dam here.
Jesus
Shoequeen91
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Honestly strip the blonde out of his hair ASAP. Easily top 5 pics of him
Teal Deal
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You’ve killed me off now. Wreck him? I’ll bloody wreck him and more
I would happily let him destroy me and my life right now 
Shoequeen91
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people
Ellie who?
Too many girls to keep up with ffs
Edit: ignore me. Ellie bloody Brown
another one who changed her face
Delia Smith
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Ellie who?
Too many girls to keep up with ffs
Ellie Brown from Love Island. She's quite erm surgically enhanced these days and A LOT curvier than Sasha!
jade1818
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Ellie who?
Too many girls to keep up with ffs
Edit: ignore me. Ellie bloody Brown
Ellie from one on the love island series ( antother blonde love is land girl )
Ellie’s had a lot of work done
Shoequeen91
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I’m actually convinced he’s into one of the Reddish sisters. They’re in the pics too.
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