Itslittlelauren #2 Baby is dressed up like a dolly & tottering round the farm like a wally

[Asdfghjkll]

You’re all spot on. My eldest is 3 and I’m a teacher of 5-6year olds and they still struggle with impulse control! When my daughter made Christmas cards with me, the design has little dots made with a cotton bud and she did SO well concentrating and saying “no fingers in the paint until later” and then when we’d done a few, I said she could paint how she wanted! We did this in a few sessions over the Christmas period. The cards were imperfectly perfect and she got her free play. A child’s world is never gonna be perfect!

 

[DoseofReality]

Oh there's the Moet box!

 

[Dipdab]

Oh there's the Moet box!

Must be getting a bit dusty and tatty now surely

 

[DoseofReality]

Cleanest wellies ever. And with white tights and a formal coat. Buy a clue rather than followers Lozza.

 

[Esme]

Looks like Lauren did the painting again

I notice the siren donor did a valentines post and a 3 year anniversary one gushing over her. He really needs his head checked

 

[Dipdab]

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Cleanest wellies ever. And with white tights and a formal coat. Buy a clue rather than followers Lozza.

Poor lamb must be so uncomfy all the time. Why can’t she just play in leggings and jumper

 

[ohseriously1]

Lauren better start role playing the dentist next, the amount of tit she shovels in that kid, she’ll have no teeth left by the time she starts school.

 

[#ad#aff]

So Ella went to gymnastics. She wore a pink frilly outfit with bows in her hair and Lauren was fully done up in a tight fitting dress WHY

 

[Popcornshovel]

So Ella went to gymnastics. She wore a pink frilly outfit with bows in her hair and Lauren was fully done up in a tight fitting dress WHY

The other mums must find her hilarious. A little bit of mum chat and it'd soon come out that she doesn't work, which makes her 'mafia wife' style of everyday dressing seem even more ridiculous!

 

[DoseofReality]

So Ella went to gymnastics. She wore a pink frilly outfit with bows in her hair and Lauren was fully done up in a tight fitting dress WHY

It's like she has no clue. Definitely no clue how ridiculous she looks.

 

[Dipdab]

Is she from a traveller background? Because the over dressing the baby and herself would make a bit of sense then … or just a wanabe

 

[Lahne]

Is she from a traveller background? Because the over dressing the baby and herself would make a bit of sense then … or just a wanabe

I’ve often wondered this - the way she dresses herself and Ella does suggest this.

 

[Popcornshovel]

I’ve often wondered this - the way she dresses herself and Ella does suggest this.

I'd be odd for a traveller girl not to live with her man. Usually there's an emphasis on him providing for her and the family etc.

 

[#ad#aff]

I'd be odd for a traveller girl not to live with her man. Usually there's an emphasis on him providing for her and the family etc.

Yeah she’d be married by now

 

[Esme]

Did anyone see this story she shared? She definitely wants to make it seem like they are a family unit living together. It’s so bizarre.

I’ll never understand why she dresses like this for child activities? It can hardly be practical at all. And the endless “perfect” art that quite clearly Lauren creates to pass off as Ella what a sad little life

 

[Lahne]

Also, why the jeff is she wearing that white sundress and sandals? a) she is clearly either staying in the house or going to Spoons for lunch and b) IT IS FEBRUARY. You can’t make spring happen just by putting a strap on dress on, Lauren. And let’s be honest, you’d probably still be chilly wearing that in April or May in this country.

 

[DoseofReality]

Taking Ella to ballet class by way of the registry office (as if.)

 

[Lahne]

I see that through the magic of time travel, Lozza was off to an interview for an office junior position in 2003 this morning. Lovely casual weekend vibes when you’ve got a toddler

 

[Dipdab]

I see that through the magic of time travel, Lozza was off to an interview for an office junior position in 2003 this morning. Lovely casual weekend vibes when you’ve got a toddler

I havnt worn jeans since my twins were born in 2021 I refuse to believe she actually goes out like that. Surely it’s a pic for the gram then back into leggings and mum bun like the rest of us

 

[DoseofReality]

I hope she got the job